mongoid

someone who shows characteristic of a retard and a geek at the same time

dnt put that there you mongoid

by Jenny Adkins May 24, 2006

mongie

Mongie, bandit of the ass, gobbler of the cock.

80 year old =(_)_)======D (_0_) = Mongie

by Bah January 20, 2004

moguin

a cross between a monkey and a penguin.

When the monkey had sex with the penguin, it gave birth to a moguin.

by penky June 10, 2006

Monging

To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged.

There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.

Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites

4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six

Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months

Person 2: What have you been upto?

Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!

by uber monger November 17, 2009

Monguin

The crossing of a monkey and penguin as designed in the comics strip created by two geniuses in Washington Township, Michigan. Not to be confused with a mongoose, because whoever made that up is not paying attention obviously.
Also an aol screen name.

Matt Smith's Screen name is Monguin69 for aol and yahoo.

by Matt Smith March 6, 2007

Menguin

The combination of a monkey and a penguin. A true menguin is fluent in English, Japanese, and his or her native tongue of menguinese. They often go on inter-planetary rock tours with the band two purple phish

There was a menguin chilling on stage with the band

by Friarjohnnyboy December 26, 2008

mongie

someone or something that presents as being rough around the edges, shabby or not quite up to scratch.

Janice felt a bit mongie when she awoke with a throbbing hangover and had somehow misplaced her underwear. She had fallen asleep in the deli section of her local supermarket.

by iamnottryingtooffendyou October 8, 2010