Moist: this term is used when someone says/does something so idiotic or stupid. Also used to describe an "uncool" person, another way to say this is "wet" which means the exact same thing.
Boy: "4+7= 13? Right?"
Friend: "13?! HAHAHAHA NO! You're so moist!"
*uncool person walks by*
Girl: "Oh my god, look at her ugly clothes, so wet."
Friend: "13?! HAHAHAHA NO! You're so moist!"
*uncool person walks by*
Girl: "Oh my god, look at her ugly clothes, so wet."
by chirpyy March 26, 2015
by Billywigglestick October 28, 2019
by MCCrafting December 23, 2015
Not only that of referring to a region that happens to contain moisture, but also referring to a lifestyle. A lifestyle, that consists of not only being Moist but also of celebrating The Moist. The moist is commonly found in Santa Cruz, Ca where The moist is celebrated every weekend.
May also be accompanied by Phage or that of being Guilty.
May also be accompanied by Phage or that of being Guilty.
by MoistPhage September 13, 2011
by Henrik Gustavsson June 5, 2003
Moist can be used in place of "most" in certain situations. When used, it is intended to reference the moisture that accumulates in the vagina. However, it can also be used whenever the hell you feel like using it because fuck logic!
You have the moist incredible vagina Brittany!
Aquaman was the Moist exciting movie I've seen in a long, long time.
I almoist forgot the moist important ingredient in the super moist cake mix, eggs!
Aquaman was the Moist exciting movie I've seen in a long, long time.
I almoist forgot the moist important ingredient in the super moist cake mix, eggs!
by Christian Writer January 16, 2019
Yet another slang word (most likely created by millenialls) to emphasize coolness, awesomeness, legitimacy, etc.
by Boris Longbottom February 15, 2017