cross the moat

another variant of ATM, where the partners start out with anal sex until ejaculation, the one thats having a phallic orgasm pulls out and finishes in the girls vagina

"hey Seabass, what's with the family sized bucket of medicated vaginal creme" Jason askes the coolest guy in the world. SeaBass "I talked that stripper I met into letting me cross the moat, now she has a nasty infection"

by wudegodd June 6, 2022

Boater Moating

When you motor boat an ass.

Guy1 trips and falls, his face motor boats a girl's ass.
Guy2: "Hey man, you must log boater moating."

by TheTom December 11, 2016

scroat moat

A hole where a sack gets near, whether it be a gaping mouth or vagina

Jimmy told john to shut his scroat moat before he knocks his fucking teeth in his turds.

by Dr.Jeffery October 2, 2017

Asshole moat

1) A moat that keeps assholes away from your living space
2)a sex position most used by bored college students

Oh shit, Karen lives in your building? Jeez, you should get an asshole moat.

by Angieeebeee May 9, 2010

Woke moat

Strategically embracing woke culture to dissuade participation from those who would find it toxic.

Alt-right trolls don’t want to join Bluesky because of its woke moat.

by wmv420 April 29, 2023

patriot moat

Creases that appear at the top and bottom of the belly from when an overweight person sits for awhile before standing; the cum-gutters of the obese and stationary.

"I need to stop being so sedentary. My patriot moat was a deep red when I finally stood up after spending hours organizing my erotic Donald Trump photo directory."

by philottsoraptor March 20, 2023

patriot moat

patriot moat /pay-tree-uht mowt/

noun
The ring of jizz left on the ground after a MAGAt circle jerk

verb
Surround Mar-a-Lago with fat-bodied MAGAts

After leaving a patriot moat around a faux-golden bust of Donald Trump, a group of MAGAts moved to join their patriot brothers and sisters in using their bodies as a protective barrier around Mar-a-Lago.

by colostomykid March 20, 2023