Moaning Myrtle

Perfect nickname for your wife or girlfriend that is trying to speak while you are choke-fucking her during a Harry Potter movie.

Sorry Moaning Myrtle, but I can’t understand a single word you are saying.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

Moaning Dead

When you eat so much that you are in a PAINFUL food coma, where your only form of communication is in the form of moans and groans.

After he had eaten 5 cheeseburgers and a steak , it was evident that he had joined the ranks of the Moaning Dead.

by LeeOwnE October 1, 2016

moaning rollercoaster

It's just sex.

Person 1: What would a moaning rollercoaster be?

Person 2: that's just sex

by I told you Rory June 11, 2018

Moaning montana

The act of drilling a hole into a mountain side and putting a Fleshlight into it and fucking it.

"I committed moaning montana on mount everest"

by THCrusaider December 25, 2022

Moaning Zombie

An entertaining way of concluding business during sex. Ensure you are banging a girl (preferably someone who loves you) from behind, and then spit on their back.

Proceed to pulling out of your partners quim, spinning her around and then hitting her in the face with the money shot. Her reaction will be the perfect impression of a moaning zombie (as in, cum = melting flesh, moan in response to your actions).

Yesterday, I moaning zombie'd your mum.

This fat bitch was fucking me off during sex, so I hit her with the moaning zombie.

by evil_moses January 10, 2009

moaning emoji+finger circle emoji

IT'S REAL NIBBA HOUR

dis is howzn u use the moaning emoji+finger circle emoji mem

Friend: (texts the two emojis)
The club: (thermal implosion)

by m8 and m9 April 3, 2018

moaning michael

Moaning Michael is a term most commonly used by small, elderly woman on one-day shopping trips when their grandaughters want to go, or used by infested 17 year old blonde boys.

Christopher; "So who's been a moaning michael tonight?"
Sam&Rachael; "It's day time!"
Christopher; "Aye I noticed..."
Rachael; "MY EYEEEEEEEEE!"

by sam&rachael March 16, 2008