black mist

A person who does not know how to use a razor and as they shave there facial hair they shave their eyebrows off.

Dude in ER: Yo... we got a black mist coming in.
Female Nurse... I'll get some new eyebrows

by 1738SexyBeast15 May 21, 2018

sierra mist

carbonated beverage that sounds like a stripper name.

up next on the pole we have sierra mist... she will be dancing to Whitesnake's "here i go again"

by JenThe80'sFan February 03, 2004

Douchebags in the mist

Observing the pairing rituals of a group of douchebags in their natural surroundings like Frat Parties or other related testosterone-charged habitats.

Looks like douchebags in the mist over there. Please call campus police, date rape is inevitable.

by condoman August 05, 2008

Tallahassee Mist

The slight spray of bodily liquid from an over weight southern stripper. Known to hit the sniffers row. Or a Sherwin Williams paint tint.

Dammit Jon just got hit with some of that tallahassee mist, during that last move. Shit we sat too close!

Or

Hey Jon I will take a pint of paint, could you please tint that to this color...tallahassee mist.

by Jade Canyon July 12, 2018

Fist Mist

A squirting vagina in response to a fist being inserted.

She was pretty calm until I started inserting fingers, eventually resulting in a Fist Mist

by Eric Matthew March 13, 2013

Fogging mist

When a man gets on all fours, tucks his penis and balls back between his legs, and begins to urinate. When the urination begins the man proceeds to rip a huge fart, thus producing a fogging mist into a willing partner’s face.

Man did I ever catch a fogging mist last night! I had to wash my couch cushions 3 times!

by DaddysBelt May 12, 2020

Queef Mist

A fine spray emitted from a woman's wet vagina when she queefs.

I was going down on Amie when she blasted me in the face with her onion scented queef mist.

by GerbilMuncher November 18, 2009