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mistydaysgrlfriend

on tiktok one of my favorite mutuals i love her so much she’s amazing
mistydaysgrlfriend is one of my fav mutuals
by anonymous May 27, 2021
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Misty Fuck Slap

When a guy and a chick are having sex and hes ready to cum, he takes a hit of weed, blows it in her face, farts in her face, jizzes on her face, and then bitch slaps her twice. The combination of the weed and fart creates a cool sensation that feels like someone is smokin a reefer through their asshole.
Dan: Dude, i was fuckin this chick and i gave her a misty fuck slap.

Bob: Man, i tried that once, but when i tried to fart i accidently shit on her face.
by Brisk222 July 14, 2009
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Mishy

Mushy and horny at the same time.
Mishy examples would be:

"Your eyes stare right down deep into my heart, now put your cock down deep into my ass."

or

"I love you with every ounce of my soul, will you eat me?"

or

"I've never felt like this before, for anyone...no, more to the left."
by Kate Charlton July 6, 2008
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Misty

A pokemon charector accused of loving ash and beating up brock whenever possible
"Stop it Brock" misty brings mallet and sends him flying
by Sam456 August 18, 2008
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Misty Moon

When you are eating a girl out from behind and she farts or queefs in your face
I got pink eye when Becky gave me a misty moon.
by Edonk September 14, 2013
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MistyMay

When you take a shit and you wipe it so hard you get shit on your ball sack.
Man that was large smelly shit I took, I wiped my asshole and got a mistymay. Be careful when you take a misty, or it'll end up all over your may sack.
by garbagehooker March 11, 2017
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Misty Meaner

The name of a hot stripper at a club in Phoenix Arizona that is now out of work because of the covid19 virus.
Look at Misty Meaner working that sign on the Phoenix streets. She can't find a job.
by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020
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