Skip to main content

anal miscalculation

not to be confused with anal fraud

1. that's thinking youre hitting backdoor but realize you have been hitting straight back fat the moment you are about to nut. So you have to slap her in the back of the head and tell her she's trying to fraud.
dom:" I thought I was fucking this girl in the ass last night but I was just fucking her back fat so i had to slap her"

eddie:" that's an anal miscalculation"
by rampage eddie June 3, 2013
mugGet the anal miscalculation mug.

Hanes Miscalculation

(n.) the act of wearing an unflattering pair of underwear, erroneously calculating that no one would see you in your underwear for the day.

Can apply to faded, fraying, or everyday underwear brands such as Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Is often a symptom of stag reflex.
Person 1: Lauren saw me in my workout-only boxer briefs today
Person 2: An unforgivable Hanes miscalculation.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
mugGet the Hanes Miscalculation mug.
Related Words
Misbal mishal Misba Misbah misabled Misal misaland misale Mishall mistalee

misale

She is a smexy person that is very loyal and nice also spreads good vibes, gets very hyper sometimes and is very fun to be around
Wow is that Misale she is so beautiful
by Cendle January 31, 2018
mugGet the misale mug.

mishal

a sad and pathetic piece of shit. usually, a Mishal would be tall, but he's not fit, and he has a belly. He'll say he's working out, but it's all just lies, and his tits are bigger than any girl's you'll ever see.
"dude he's so fat and ugly. Must be a Mishal"
by cocknballshd1000 April 1, 2022
mugGet the mishal mug.

mishal

wow, you must pray to lord mishal everynight, you still havent touched a woman yet!
by mello333 August 23, 2009
mugGet the mishal mug.

mishal

mishal....not much can be said about this simpleton. Mishal often enjoys his school days chasing others all over the school without realising they are not there! He is stupid enough to think that a certain someone was in love with him coughmelcough. Mishal has also not mastered the art of sellotape and/or blue tack, once being heard to ask a teacher (referring to sellotape) "sir how does this work" and "sir i lost my book then found it yesterday then lost it again".
Mishal often has a habit of doing dumb things in an attempt to impress people and has unfortunate facial disfigurement such as acne that make carl van tonders face look normal and a perennial gormless expression that makes people wonder whether mishal really understands complicated words such as "i" or "and". In short mishal is thick and has the mental age of a pre-conceived foetus (does that make sense?)o well mishals stupid.
"people dont make that retarded face or u may end up looking like mishal"
by melaineeeeeeeeeeeeee April 8, 2005
mugGet the mishal mug.

misabled

The quality of not having the appropriate skills for the task at hand. Alternatively used to describe someone who only possesses the wrong skills.
If you were just a little more inept you would be misabled.
by Denjell February 13, 2020
mugGet the misabled mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email