A seemingly uncontrollable urge to prevent minivans from overtaking another vehicle due to the amount of shame and embarrassment it would bring.
"I was driving to work today and a van had the audacity to drive faster than me! Can you believe that? I'm not gonna let some stupid soccer-mom minivan overtake me!"
"Dude, it sounds like you have a minivan complex."
"I was trying to get ahead of this slower-moving car but for some reason every time I tried he would speed up and cut me off!"
"Sounds like he had a pretty big minivan complex."
"Dude, it sounds like you have a minivan complex."
"I was trying to get ahead of this slower-moving car but for some reason every time I tried he would speed up and cut me off!"
"Sounds like he had a pretty big minivan complex."
by NedFer May 26, 2023
by This hoe candy August 1, 2016
A game where one person tries to direct conversation in the direction of issues related to margaritas, and that person's opponent tries to direct conversation in the direction of minivans. A player's offensive turn ends when the person allows himself or herself to be dragged into the other person's topic. The person whose offensive turn lasts longest wins. Optional: third parties can try to "mess with" the opponents by trying to trick them into talking about the opponent's topic. (This is called a "Third Party Psychout" or "Curveball.")
"Bro/Sis, you just said minivans are stupid! You lose this game we are playing, which is called Margarita-Minivan."
by trufrend May 25, 2018
going 90 down the interstate while your friend is having sex in the back with some fat chick Get your Minivan on.
by king erock September 13, 2009
by TheAudiChick April 6, 2019
by n1qq4s May 7, 2017
by Waffle_stomper_42 January 28, 2017