mikolajczak

a stupid polak who thinks they can drink

there goes that mikolajczak again, thinking they can handle their alcohol.

by thankunextttt October 28, 2020

mikolai

A polish dude with a massive willy sometimes to big, as he cant keep it in his pants, he eats anything he finds and is basically an animal you have left over food and don't feel like wasting it find a mate named mikolai.

Im full
"mikolai walks in"
hey there

by thebestkingever May 26, 2021

mikolajewski

quite simply the greatest, sexiest, and most elite breed of human to ever exist that is what makes a mikolajewski a mikolajewski

the mikolajewski family is just the hottest and most polish thing on the planet

by Ghehudgvwjudvbe July 10, 2021

mikooes

A hot sexy rich man the most richest man in the world

mikooes is so hot and sexy

by james773 November 24, 2021

mikoslovelygf

Mikoslovelygf is my tiktok mutual! My favorite!!

Person 1: Whos your favorite mutual?

Person 2: Mikoslovelygf

by Kayuiii December 17, 2021

Mikolai

Mikolai is a very sad and angry Slavic man who's upset that they didnt get the name Nikolai, knowing they are a shadow of their ethnicity

''Why did I have to be named Mikolai, im just a big fat phony'' - Mikolai

by IHATESLAVS January 10, 2022

Migool uncle

An old man, works as floor cleaner and does 🎣, is a pro astro photographer, spams a lot, has tremendous achievements and won gold medal in getting banned.
Has extraordinary mind, is a geek and has signed cryopreservation contract till 2805.

Person1-Oh look there, Miguel
Person2-no dude he is our Migool uncle.

by Gravity falls aka hoi February 16, 2022