Migraine

"Only pussies get migraines." - Marley 06 June 2021

"Only pussies get migraines"

by SwiftCraft June 22, 2021

optical migraine

Visual equivalent of a thought giving you migraine.

That's a dope song but the video is giving me an optical migraine!

by Chirantan June 19, 2016

dojo migraine

A case of CTE brought on from being kicked in the head hundreds of times

Every time I talk to Bob he flies off the handle screaming about conspiracies. I think he's suffering from dojo migraine syndrome.

by anonymous February 8, 2023

facebook migraine

When you eye roll so hard it forces blood flow into your brain causing an immediate headache and intense feeling of disdain for the human race.

Upon viewing photos of Kyra’s latest beach resort trip after being told she can’t afford food for her children, Frida promptly eye rolled and experienced a Facebook migraine that required an exorcism.

by Truthgenie April 28, 2023

Shit Migraine

Constipation so bad that it gives you a headache and you see stars. Symptoms include a throbbing headache, light-headedness, sweating, heavy breathing, gut pains and solid shite.

"I'm seeing stars...I feel faint...my head hurts..." - A victim of a Shit Migraine

by Wardie1993 January 8, 2024

Minge Migraine

When a woman has pains in or around their lady bits.

Hey how is your minge migraine? I hope you are feeling better.

by Dp5028 May 7, 2025

four legged migraine

A usually small breed of dog that yips incessantly causing massive headaches, ear aches, and blood curdling rage to everyone in earshot with exception of its owner who seems oblivious to why non-stop yapping would be problematic.

Neighbors dog has been yapping all day. I call it a four legged migraine

by cptskratch May 15, 2014