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Mathew Danish

A dumb fat wetback with a small penis and big fat head, he can't even walk upright.
Whoah look at that thicc nigga Mathew Danish, he so retarded i could bust one on him and he wouldn't even know!
by Gambit820 October 21, 2019
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Methellaneous

Methellaneous is lots of clusterfuck in a meth users yard. Also could pertain to other areas besides the yard such as counter top areas and in their pockets. And many more.
Holy shit bro bro those twackstars got more methellaneous items in there camper than the Beverly hillbillies truck when they were moving!!!
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Methembe

A strong man who’s deep intelligence leaves people in a state of awe. Although he can act stubborn, he can also accept when he is wrong. Although he shows a ‘harder’ side when in public, in private he is the gentlest person you could ever meet. Anyone who meets him would say he’s a nice, respectful man who is sheltered. But once you get to know him more you will learn he is confident, assertive, outgoing and never likes to take a day off. He does not enjoy doing nothing and is always seeking new ways to ‘level himself up’. Self improvement is a constant goal for Methembe.

He loves his family and friends so deeply and with his whole heart, and would do almost anything to see them smile.

This can sometimes leave him in predicaments where he has to choose whether to do what he truly wants, or do what they desire for him. Meaning he can end up in stress and end up with feelings of depression. Yet due to his utter strength, perseverance, determination and drive, he pulls himself out and always “gets it done.” Without complaint. Despite the difficultly or perhaps inconvenience it caused him along the way.

He is the most ambitious man you could ever meet. Do not underestimate Methembe.
He is not your average person. He is unique, he is brave. He is humble. He is hardworking and deserves everything he desires.

If you are part of his life, consider yourself blessed.
“Methembe’s net worth is now at £100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000”
by Chickennugget2.0 November 23, 2021
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luke mathews

A very awesome guy. He helps anyone in need and always delivers. People smile when ever he walks by. He is awesome at all sports and has lots of friends
by Naruto2551 April 18, 2017
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Jay Mathew Ibarra

The most perfect guy in the world. He makes you wet. He sells buckets of cum. He is a pussy magnet when he wears his empyres. Everything about him is amazing. His eyes are perfect, his lips are perfect, his smile is perfect. He is also a great skateboarder.
Oh, Who is that over there! That's Jay Mathew Ibarra. Jay Mathew Ibarra makes me horny. I can fuck him all day!
by pp.poopoo26 December 23, 2021
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Mathewasm

The unbilievable orgasm you get while having sex or while getting Fingered with someone with the name mathew, (Mathewasms may last up to 100 days) is said to me better than all drugs in the world
Girl: I had the Best mathewasm it lasted 74 days!
by Slamhammer November 13, 2010
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Mathew Quinn

A person who loves anal and has a very petite cock
My boyfriend is a Mathew Quinn, he loves getting anal
by EugeneSlayer64 June 1, 2019
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