mesey

a MESEY is a unwiped asshole that is full of semen

GODDAMN dude wipe your mesey

by daboss117 November 21, 2014

mersaydes

A big slut that steals everyone's man

Make sure you keep your men away from a mersaydes

by Person10945 December 12, 2016

merse

Merse is another word for first.
Usually said in a whiny tone.

Person 1: I want to go on this ride.
Person 2: I'm going merse!

by Sarahhhhhhhhh. February 20, 2008

merse

errrr......a fat man who wears easter egg shirts and is sometimes confused as a blue whale

"Kill the merse O.G.!!!"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

Merse

Merse
A derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. Often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite sex that the Merse is trying to bang.Also very useful for describing a pussy who can't eat/drink/party as much as their friends.

1. Wow, Levi and Jesse are such fucking Merses.
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!

by Sebastian69 September 3, 2008

Mersaydes

Mersaydes is a very sensitive girl and usually worries a lot about you if your in a relationship. She makes you think a lot of shit that’s not true... she also is very fake and makes u break up with your bf. She gets mad at you very easily

“ why did you break up with your bf?”

“Because Mersaydes thought it was a good idea but he actually loved me and now I can’t get him back:(“

“Damn that’s suck, you shouldn’t be friends with her anymore”

by Mylife😁123 June 9, 2018

merseybank

A place in south Manchester. The only bank with no money.

Just going the “bank” (Merseybank)

by Cat_M April 30, 2019