by Hytte April 21, 2020

by tuolaff April 1, 2019

A man whore who receives no pussy
by Yousmackone September 5, 2019

i was just coming out of the bathroom at school when a group odf my friends come in and brian kicks me in the balls and gave me a huge melvin then they draged me in the girls room and left me hanging on the back of the bathroom door and took my clothes when it ripped i was so emmabarassed they had took all my clothes.
by kyle f July 24, 2006

"Man this tandem bike sure is giving me one ridiculous melvin. I got bruises!"
When you fall on a ski slope and your dad tries to help you up by putting his ski pole between your feet. (people slide downwards on hills. it's not funny.)
When you fall on a ski slope and your dad tries to help you up by putting his ski pole between your feet. (people slide downwards on hills. it's not funny.)
by Victim of Melvin May 15, 2009

by Pat riot 1818 March 10, 2017
