cast member

The poor souls at Disney who are forced to take crap from nasty and abusive "guests" and have to weather being asked "Excuse me, do you work here?", and for what.........A measly $6.50 an hour!

As a former cast member I feel bad for y'all!

by Tully October 29, 2004

Cancer Causing Member of Society

1.A person who is just an absolute beast in whatever he does

2.A person whos actions are so lethal they might as well cause cancer to anyone he approaches

That dude is a beast a monster a straight up Cancer Causing member of Society

by Dom ~Dman January 11, 2009

swollen members

the best music to ever hit this planet!

Hey yo r u comin to the swollen members show tonight its gonna b dope!

by Phat Dawg June 26, 2003

tiny member

a person, preferably male,who has a ridiculously teensy-weensy itty-bitty dingaling

Justin's guitar player has a tiny member
i once did this guy that had a tiny member.. it was AWESOME!
do u need tweezers to wack off with ur tiny member?

by yoyoK January 4, 2008

memberton

Pet name for a huge throbbin'cock

"Then Bob whipped out Mr. memberton and smacked that drunk with it!"

by Air-eye February 11, 2006

melfer

When you can't make a fancy drink with the correct ingredients, so you make less than perfect substitutions. There by creating an awesome accident.

When trying to make a Horsefeather, we had no ginger ale, so we made a melfer with Sprite. Delicious.

by Mastiffman January 19, 2014

Melker

a huge throbbing horse cock.

Guy 1: Hey what is ur name?
Guy 2: Melker.
Guy 1: owo daddy please do the sex on me with ur 20 centimeter defeater!

by Prinskorvar February 15, 2022