penis mightier

Celebrity Jeopardy skit from Saturday Night Live. A category entitled, "The Pen Is Mightier" is mistakenly interpreted by Sean Connery as "Penis Mightier." Connery thinks that it is an object to lengthen, or make the penis larger

Connery - Gussy it up however you will Trebeck, but does it really work?
Nicolas Cage - Wait, wait... Are you selling Penis Mightiers?

by Falklian January 26, 2004

Mighty Putty

Only the greatest Billy Mays product to be advertised
No one man can survive without this genius product

Hi! Billy Mays here with Mighty Putty!

by kinglouistheking January 9, 2012

Mighty Run

A short stop at the greatest fast-food restaurant known to God or man, Mighty Taco. This "run" is most often in response to the combination of a near-empty stomach and a near-empty wallet, esp. on the spur of the moment. This delicious phenomenon is known only among natives of Buffalo, NY.

"Hey man, I got the munchies."

"Yeah, me too, let's make a Mighty Run."

by ZeeMan December 3, 2007

it might have been

The saddest words of tongue and pen...

"For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856

Now go look it up, bitches.

by Tenacious Faulker April 15, 2009

great mighty poo

a gigantic turd that sings opera.

"I am... the great mighty poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you. A huge supply of tish come from my chocolate starfish. How about some scat, you little twat?"

by Schwagames April 11, 2008

the mighty boosh

An amazingly fresh and surreal comedy; following the exploits of Howard Moon and Vince Noir in Bob Fossils Zoo.Really doesnt get the praise it deserves,and got screwed over by the schedulers when it made the move to BBC2.
The radio series is also well worth a look in.

Howard: There he is! the polar bear! what do you do!
Vince: ..We get along quite well
Howard: You don't just get along with a polar bear
Vince: I do,we just clicked!

by ALH May 13, 2005

Mighty Casey

spends a year editing incredibly high-quality videos for BET Uncut.

"She aint the only white chick i had on my matress,
I even had sex with that white chick from The Practice." - Mighty Casey.

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004