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meeter

The same thing as veeter except with men instead of women
Sean: Dude I thought you were just a veeter now I find out your gay too!?

JJ: Yea I know, but I just love meeting!
by The Happy March 17, 2005
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meeker

A lonley young lad who enjoys masturbating profusely with the aid of soap, esp. zest. This lad has tiny balls and loves cock. First name is usually "Sean".
Man, Sean Meeker beats off with zest! what a douche
by Kenny Kihara June 16, 2004
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meggers

drummer for the casualties hottest fucker ever.
meggers belongs to me
by nikki February 16, 2005
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Meggers

Meggers, also known as Megan, is the most amazing girl you'll ever come across in your entire lifetime. She's absolutely perfect, it's impossible to find a single flaw. If you're ever to come across her, you'd most likely die of awe. Some characteristics of her would be amazing, beautiful, smart, sweet, charming, lovable, funny, sarcastic, cute, heart-warming, pretty, adorable, and the list goes on. She's perfect in every way, she has a great sense of humor, charm that no one can resist, ideas that cannot be ignored, eyes that could light the night sky, the mind of a genius, heart of a lion, and the beauty of a goddess. She's the kind of girl you'd want to grow old with, and tell your children's children about. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the highest, she's easily ranked ∞. She can put a smile on anyone's face, cast a spell on any guys heart, and cheer you up at the worst of times. You can tell her anything, rely on her to keep a promise, and know she'll be there when you need her most. As kindhearted as she may be, she can also fuck shit up. She's the last person yo'd want to lose, and definitely the girl of any guys dreams. When you talk to Megan second turn into minutes, as minutes turn to hours, hours to days, days to weeks, as weeks turn to months, and (if you're lucky) months turn to years. Anything and everything Meggers says is worth a thousand words. I could go on about her, but I won't, there is much to be said. I love you, Meggers <3. -Karan :$
Example 1:
Karan: Hey what's the difference between being Megan, and being perfect?
Person: What?
Karan: Nothing.

Example 2:
Karan: wat.
Megan: KARAN MOMENT!

Example 3:
I don't know if this is an example, but I love Meggers <3.
by karanrunsshit June 15, 2012
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meeper

Something small and cute. Usually used in, but not exclusicve to, adoration for a vagina or vagina-like object ie, avocado, a belly button, a vagina...
"I kicked her in the meeper, then I kissed it better."
or "Awe, what a nice meeper you have."
by agentmeow April 26, 2006
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meener

a meener is the name given to someone who is an above average ketamine user.
Ur a proper meener u lar!
by Gary Ablet June 9, 2009
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Megert

cum after it gooes up and coagulates. Probably smells like that Chinese food you had last Friday sitting in your bedroom drawer
I found a megert the size of a quarter panties after I saw Eli tonight
by Sexymarx December 5, 2018
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