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Shade Tree Mechanic

A person willing to learn and perform scheduled maintenance or simple repairs on their own vehicle rather than being completely reliant on technicians who may be dishonest, careless, or ignorant.
Many automakers have realized that dealer service is profitable and have designed vehicles to be irreparable by independent or shade tree mechanics.
by Aguirrez May 19, 2008
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quantum mechanics

A topic in physics that will fuck with your mind over and over again.
After trying to understand quantum mechanics for 10 hours, I decided to write a bullshit definition for it.
by ADD.i.kt February 4, 2010
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Mechanical Engineering

n. The most hardcore and manly type of engineering known to man.
Business major: "What do you major in bro?"

MechE major: (in a deep booming manly voice)"Mechanical engineering."

Business major: *shits his pants out of awe and fear*
by FYAM April 15, 2009
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mechanical bull

As your doing a girl doggy style and right when your about to cum say a different girls name, and hold on and try to keep your dick in her as long as long as possible.
My girlfriend broke up with me after I gave her a Mechanical Bull.
by TheFdupRUSSIAN July 24, 2011
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mechanicalness

The type of engineering that describes a well designed piece of equipment, engine or other mechanical device.
You love this thing because it's sheer mechanicalness
by Recycled Roadkill July 21, 2009
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Mechanic's Friend

1. Any Vehicle of any make or model known for inherent problems.
2. A car/truck/van/etc that is broken more often than it is running.
3. Any goofy, oddball, badly engineered, or poorly implimented component that causes a vehicle to reflect definition 2.
4. That tiny 99 cent part that breaks at the most inconvenient time and then magically ballons into a $1,400 shop bill.
Dammit! My Thunderbird is a real Mechanic's friend! That's the fifth starter it's chewed up since I bought it!
by Talen the Twitchy January 4, 2005
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mechanic hands

Hands with precise finger movements due to years of doing handy work, such as fixing cars
The guy I was with last night had mechanic hands, I couldn't stop squirting.
by Robots225 September 20, 2019
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