Meatless Monday

The refusal to participate in any form of "meat-play", including, but not limited to, meat-jobs, meat-waxing, and meat-lathering. Coined by animal rights activists in an effort to protect the rare antelope breed known as the Dik-Dik. (look that up)

-wanna go lather some meat with me?
-I wish i could, but i am abstaining from any meat-play because it is meatless monday

by ibwild December 11, 2010

meaterials

meat based products required to produce an end product ie Lady Gaga dress, BBQ etc

Fancy doing a BBQ at the weekend? You bring the beer and i will bring the meaterials

by okeloon December 2, 2010

meater

When a male puts his penis into a female.

I don't want to date that bitch but I'd meater.

by Sand Crab JK October 21, 2011

meaterian

a person who doesn't eat meat except meatballs and burgers

meaterians cant be vegetarian since they eat specific meats

Person A: i found a great place where they make the best beefsteaks ,for tonight
Person B: wait! Jen wont eat there.
Person A: Why? Is she is a vegetarian? but i saw her eating a big mac last day
Person B: no dude! she is not a vegetarian, she is a meaterian

by iselle January 28, 2008

Mealer

Generally considered to be an insult used by the faint of heart. Can be heard in small scottish suburbs, but only the ones full of hoors and hoormasters. Also seems to be shouted out in rural pubs with barmaids who have been spitroasted by local farmers. It is also considered to be a small honour to be refered to as a mealer, usually after performing an act that is both incredibly dumb but also insanely funny.

Mealer1: totally threw a teacake off my dads head yesterday

Mealer2: wow, but why?

Mealer1: Bored

Mealer2: You mealer

by JimmerTronJnr June 24, 2009

meatless boner

Meatless boner: a female vegetarian who likes a big male erection (aka a boner) to ride.

Meatless boner: As the saying goes 'female vegetarians, they don't like the meat but they sure like the bone!'

by benapisbrox February 29, 2012

meatless sandwich (a.k.a. vagatarian sandwich)

A lesbian three-way orgy

Sally, Brenda and Janet were involved in a meatless sandwich (a.k.a. vagatarian sandwich).

by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016