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McDonald's

Where nobody wants to end up working.
Guy: *Sees D's and F's on his report card*
Guy: Shit! Better improve my grades, or I could end up working at McDonald's!

Example 2:
Jock: You're such a nerd. *Shoves nerd*
Nerd: (thinking) Enjoy this while you can, because in 10 years time, I will own a billion dollar company while you will be working at McDonald's.
by somebody143 January 1, 2011
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McDonald's

Inducing obesity since the dawn of time.

A place to get food you don't want and need, where you do not know how it is prepared.

Food that makes your heart hurt and something you know you shouldn't eat.

Cheap food that you regret eating later.
McDonald's Golden Arch
McDonal's Dollar Menu
by Aimee Bee. May 17, 2009
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McDonald’s

A restaurant that people sue their weight in money after eating there.
Bob: “What happened to you?”
Joe: “I ate at McDonald’s.”
Bob: “So how much do you weigh now?”
Joe: “100,000 pounds.”
Bob: “So you’re suing for $100,000 then?”
Joe: “Yup.”
by SociopathicDuck January 27, 2019
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mcdonalds

The home of trash-eaters.

The CEO of McDonald's recently died of a heart attack? Don't you find that coincidental?

Plus Justin Timberlake should die for giving McDonald's that crap catchprase.
Do do do do doooooooooo ... I'm lovin it!

*dies of a heart attack*
by Mister Ignorant April 22, 2004
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mcdonalds

a shitty ass place to work with asshole managers like lisa.
welcome to McHell may I take your order please?
by JmL May 1, 2005
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Mcdonalds

Celebrating american obesity since 1955.
It must feel great to make $5.15 an hour at Mcdonalds!
by Staples August 20, 2006
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McDonald’s

A fast food franchise that kills its sweatshop workers that make the happy meal toys that are too tired, too injured or simply can’t work cos their 5. They fatten the discarded workers up and torture them every day to produce loads of tears. The discarded workers are then slaughtered and are produced into the food. The tears are produced into deep fat fryer oil and the drinks.
After finding out what McDonald’s does on urban dictionary John now understands why they’re so successful.
by DaSluttyMary April 14, 2019
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