Maynard

A glorious place in Massachusettes where the beer flows like wine and even the ugle girls are sexy.

Sexy Girl 1: You're from Maynard!?
Cool Dude: Ya.
Sexy Girl: You wanna bang?
Cool Dude: OK
Sexy Girl 2: Can I join too?

by JDizzzle April 23, 2006

Conor Maynard

A real sexy mofo ;)

Girl 1: omg! Conor Maynard is so sexy!

Girl 2: I know! I love him!

by Lalaccgreat December 13, 2017

maynard

A town where, by having sexual intercourse with one person, you are forever sexually linked to every other town member of a certain age bracket, given the past sexual conquests of your partner.

Girl One: I finally banged Rex last night!
Girl Two: It’s about time. You have been trying forever. He refuses to cheat on his girlfriend. I got with Stan again this past weekend.
Girl One: Wait!!! Didn’t Stan fool around with Betty all of last summer?
Girl Two: Yah, what’s your point?
Girl One: Betty is Rex’s girlfriend, so by screwing Rex last night, me and you basically had sex with one another.
Girl Two: Oh. (pause) Well that’s Maynard for ya.
Both: Hahahahhahah

by TheWiseMan1 May 30, 2006

Macwards Compatible

If a software can be used on an Apple Mac computer.

"Nah, dude. You can't use that program, they haven't made it Macwards compatible yet."

by MixMastahTee May 20, 2008

maynardville

A city located 30 miles north of Knoxville. If you blink you will miss it. The vast majority of the population are rednecks, hillbillies, racists, bigots, hypocrites and uneducated idiots. You will see people that do not believe in showers. People that do believe in should-be-condemned vehicles. They are the only people I have ever met that will run screaming and crying if they see someone of another race or creed. I hang my head in shame.

Not a long description but one isn't needed. This sums it up.

If you do not believe me then visit. You will laugh. You will cry. Maybe even get sick.

Maynardville is a sorry city.

by someone801 January 1, 2008

maynard

Maynard is a condiment, the greasy mixture of mayonaise and mustard which is usually mixed to the eater's preference. It can be applied to any food, best on cheeseburgers.

I like to use maynard in my potato salad. Mayonaise and mustard are used in potato salad and it just seems right.

by rDoorn June 17, 2010

Maynard James Keenan

A short, but very talented little man who is the lead singer for the legendary hard rock band Tool. He has an incredible voice but thinks a bit too highly of himself, and pretty much thinks he and the band are more intelligent than anyone else. He basically thinks only he is the one who has the intelligent view on life. He really is intelligent, but he needs to chill out a bit.

Maynard James Keenan-I hate our fans. Every religion is false because I'm so intellectual. You're dumb because you have a different theory on the meaning of life than me. Everyone who lives in L.A. is a dipshit.

by The Mandon November 8, 2010