The dirty mayo

When you slather mayonnaise all over your prince and slowly rub your bodies together. This then calls for a pattern of ravishing spanks to the rear from your prince.

"Hey prince let's do The Dirty Mayo!"
"Oh yes Harris let me get the jar!"

by Mr.Carey March 19, 2017

nothing wrong with mayo and ketchup

It's ok to fuck your girl if she is on her period.

You: Wanna smash?

Her: Can't I'm on my period.

You: There's nothing wrong with mayo and ketchup.

by Daddy661 June 4, 2018

Mayday parade

the absolute best band in the world.
no comparison.
definately none.
=

ohmy. mayday parade is thee shit!

by lexie. November 9, 2007

le mayo

what LMAO sounds like when pronounced phonetically. sometimes used on web forums to denote sarcasm when "laughing" at a non-humorous joke. may also be used to express genuine amusement, depending on the context.

n00b: "random shitty joke or repost"

forum regular: le mayo.

by bikehorn86 January 20, 2007

Jack Mayo

To use semen as a lubrecant in masturbation
it could be stored in a fridge, or be used imediatly, if feeling resilliant

Person 1 "Why the fuck is the sperm in the fridge?!"
Person 2 "For a Jack Mayo..."

by Wallyswapple January 14, 2009

mayo

1. a shortening of the word mayonnaise
2. A derogatory term towards white people and perhaps with white skin.

Look at that fuckin mayo over there! Blastin his country music for the whole damn hood!
Yo pass the mayo

by Saudi c. August 9, 2016

Mayodium

Contempt white people feel for other white people who demonstrate problematic thoughts and actions that are typically associated with white people (usually men).

The mayodium I feel from backlash against inclusion in Lord of the Rings is unparalleled.

by AncientSpice February 13, 2022