Manitowoc

A town in Northeast Wisconsin where the unemployment rate sores, many stoners are very unhappy because they can not find weed unless they go to Milwaukee (see Milwaukee in Urban Dictionary) and gangsters, hicks, jocks, preps, stoners, and bad asses are the clicks. Most do not talk to each other.
Oh yes I forgot to mention, we can drink like the rest of Wisconsin, we do it all the time. When i say all of the time I don't mean every weekend, I mean everyday.

My graduation service ended at 2 on Friday the sixth 2008 in Manitowoc at Lincoln High School. I took off my tux, cracked open a beer, drove over to my friends house while drinking it. I was wasted by 5'o'clock. I stayed drunk until the proceeding Thursday...literally

by Kipchogie June 21, 2008

malitosis

lack of sugar

i didnt eat sugar so now i have some fucking malitosis

by dennis July 11, 2003

Manitowoc Assist

When you get away with murder and/or commit a potentially bloody act without shedding a single drop of blood.

Bro, I totally got a Manitowoc Assist this weekend when I my arm was cut off, like all the way off and there should've been blood, EVERYWHERE, but I didn't leave any DNA behind. Zero blood. Zero DNA. Literally NONE. Everyone keeps saying, wait, your arm was cut ALL THE WAY OFF and there's not blood?! You got a Manitowoc Assist.

by Lil Big Stuff April 22, 2016

mayiona

Mayiona is a girl who loves to joke she is more tough then you think she has that look that nobody can forget she loves laughing and she loves talking she loves basketball and football and video games she doesn't like hanging with just one gender she hangs with that group filled with boys and girls she very smart and mysterious and has her own style loves when people complement her but doesn't show it .she has that every things peachy attitude but a great friend loyal and will not stab you in the back she might try to hide it but she is very freaky . Once you see her smile /laugh I promise you do not want to lose that .she is very sexy she might forget that but you gotta remind her .if u have a mayiona dont EVER lose her it might take time for her to adjust to new people she starts off a relationship shy and then she will show her goofy crazy side if you let her also she likes guys that just go for it if you wanna kiss her then do it .

Man 1. Wow who is that ?
Man 2? O that's mayiona she is very chill and cool and loves to laugh a lot

Man 1 Imma go talk to her
Man 1 hey

Mayiona hi

Man 1 you are sexy

Mayiona thanks

Man 1 u wanna go out on a date

Mayiona yea but nothing fancy probably a video game or a movie

Man 1 ok u are jus like me

Mayiona lol

by Shaynae williams July 18, 2018

mayztown

mayztown is one of the greatest youtubers you will meet and if your nice he will give u nitro
mayztown is Also Daddy

Do You See mayztown he is cool

by Real Jupiter December 7, 2020

Manitoba Handshake

A term of endearment, normally used after you get stabbed in Winnipeg.

Hey buddy man, heard you received a Manitoba Handshake last weekend! Hope you’re doing better, eh?

by electrocaine November 15, 2021

Samantha Manitoba

1.5 oz tequila
1 snowball
1 lime wedge
Top with ginger ale

I'm gonna pound a Samantha Manitoba

by Puns_slut March 15, 2019