A term combining the best qualities of the terms "maybe" and "perhaps" into a single superior word.
Often used when planning something mischevious or pretending to be British.
Often used when planning something mischevious or pretending to be British.
"mayhaps I'll go get fucked up instead of writing this paper"
"care for a spot of tea?"
"mayhaps a bit later"
"care for a spot of tea?"
"mayhaps a bit later"
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Get the mayanosis mug.Mayangri (verb)- the tingly feeling you get in your throat when you're about to get a throat infection. Eg- _I think I caught a flu cause I feel a *mayangri* in the back of my throat._
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Get the mayangri mug.The Mayans were the original pranksters. They set up a prank so good, that over 5000 years later, it fooled millions of stupid people into thinking the world was going to end. December 21st 2012, otherwise known as Mayan Fools Day.
Mayan King: Dood check this out, I told our wisemen to make a calendar with the sole purpose of screwing with people thousands of years from now. They will think that the end of the calendar means the end of the world!
Mayan Dood: Haha, that good prank. People in the future so stupid, they believe anything.
Mayan King: Haha, indeed. I'm going to eat your heart now.
Mayan King: Dood check this out, I told our wisemen to make a calendar with the sole purpose of screwing with people thousands of years from now. They will think that the end of the calendar means the end of the world!
Mayan Dood: Haha, that good prank. People in the future so stupid, they believe anything.
Mayan King: Haha, indeed. I'm going to eat your heart now.
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Get the manhandle mug.1. The longest name for a city world. The poetic name for Bangkok, the capital of Thailand.
2. A word Bill Gates looks at while masterbating.
2. A word Bill Gates looks at while masterbating.
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