James Mattis

With a knife hand whose casualty-kill radius spanning the known universe, the US secretary of offense will end your paltry existence with a mere glance. Noted for saying "Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone in the room," and "Nothing keeps me awake at night, I keep other people awake at night. For him killing people is a hell of a hoot, for which he can't be blamed. The warrior monk is even rumored to be the reincarnation of good ol' chesty puller himself. There's a reason why no one has seen them in a room together.

NCOs: "Looking at James Mattis gives me the biggest wargasm since seeing the Highway of death."
Officers: "Wow what a great leader."
Boots: "OOOOORRAAHHH!!! *eats crayons*"

by Generic name here May 28, 2017

Mathys

That ONE guy, who i met that ONE time, who had that ONE quality that was ONE of a kind, on top of that his name is pretty unique, like ONE in a million.

Mathys: Hey, is anyone else here named Mathys?

Stranger: No, no on else in the world is named Mathys

by That One Guy you met once February 4, 2010

Matty fuckin smokes

the coolest mf ever known to the world. He gets hella claps and makes the dankest hot box videos with his friend Liam who kinda sucks tootsie rolls.

Matty fuckin smokes is sooooo fuckin cool dude, but not as cool as Teo

by realboi3000 April 27, 2020

martysbigshlong

very sexy and hot instagram meme page owner

Do you know martysbigshlong?
Yeah, isn't she the one with really good taste in music?

by mentallyillbitch69 July 4, 2021

Martysbitch

Jose a guy that loses money to Marty in pool. His name is always Jose. He always loses money

Joses is martysbitch.

by 4th Street King December 10, 2021

Matty K

Sexually Inactive

This Matty K just won’t get off vsco

by TALKBOUTDAT January 3, 2022

✨🐀ratty matty✨🐀

the most annoying and pointless character in tvd that didn’t die but needed to

ugh i hate ✨🐀ratty matty✨🐀. girl don’t even he gets worse in season 6 and 7.

by kamryn_c December 16, 2020