by Bottom Ford April 18, 2010
Get the mattress worship mug.The deep, red, angry indentations that form on one’s face after a night of comatose-like sleep. Mattress maps generally appear when the unfortunate sleeper crashes on:
A) unfolded laundry that has amassed on the bed
B) creases in the sheets or
C) any foreign object on which the weary victim does not realize is on the bed, couch, or floor.
The redness induced by mattress maps generally fades quickly, but the temporary damage to the derma is usually evidenced for several hours after waking.
A) unfolded laundry that has amassed on the bed
B) creases in the sheets or
C) any foreign object on which the weary victim does not realize is on the bed, couch, or floor.
The redness induced by mattress maps generally fades quickly, but the temporary damage to the derma is usually evidenced for several hours after waking.
Connie: “Holy shit, Jen! What happened to you last night?”
Jen: “I crashed at 4 am after cramming for Dunlap’s final. Why, does it show?”
Connie: “Well sweetie, you have the serious mattress map from you left eye to your chin. It looks like the Mississippi!”
Jen: “I crashed at 4 am after cramming for Dunlap’s final. Why, does it show?”
Connie: “Well sweetie, you have the serious mattress map from you left eye to your chin. It looks like the Mississippi!”
by slickpuppy June 21, 2009
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If there was an Archangel for Brothers.....The Goldz would be on the top of the list.
Some people take on selfish responsibilities.....and think only for themselves. The Goldz fights for all.
Some consider him a god.....but he humbly take the title of a Saint.
There are winners and losers in this world. The selfish try and take over all that is good and just.
The Goldz will always be there to fight for the just.
Girls faint.....Ladies love him.
He's the Player.....A NOLA Native.
Evil will always try to cut corners to eventually destroy him. However.... The Goldz will find a way win. He doesn't believe in a NO Win Scenario!
Some people take on selfish responsibilities.....and think only for themselves. The Goldz fights for all.
Some consider him a god.....but he humbly take the title of a Saint.
There are winners and losers in this world. The selfish try and take over all that is good and just.
The Goldz will always be there to fight for the just.
Girls faint.....Ladies love him.
He's the Player.....A NOLA Native.
Evil will always try to cut corners to eventually destroy him. However.... The Goldz will find a way win. He doesn't believe in a NO Win Scenario!
1)
"Are you a god?!" - Person Asking the Question
"No, I'm the Goldz. Mattress Goldz" - Mattress Goldz
2)
"Is it just me....or does fleur de lis and beignets seem sexy?" - Lady
"You're speaking my mind woman" - Mattress Goldz
"Are you a god?!" - Person Asking the Question
"No, I'm the Goldz. Mattress Goldz" - Mattress Goldz
2)
"Is it just me....or does fleur de lis and beignets seem sexy?" - Lady
"You're speaking my mind woman" - Mattress Goldz
by Knight441 October 4, 2012
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Get the mattressback mug.The city where the UW is. Also, a place full of stinking hippies, but at least there's the Plaza. Mmmm, really cheap pitchers of point.
by Punitive D June 27, 2005
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Get the Mickey Mouse Mattress mug.1) "God, I slept with all of them. I was such a mattress last night!"
2) "I'll introduce you to Suzy. She is such a mattress."
2) "I'll introduce you to Suzy. She is such a mattress."
by tman July 3, 2004
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