Matriculate

A fancy word used to make yourself sound more intelligent in a high stakes situation. Actual definition is irrelevant, use it confidently to replace any more common word and earn immediate respect from your friends and co-workers.

Len: What's the play coach?
Hank (Coaching in the Super Bowl and aware he is mic'd for sound): Just keep matriculating the ball down the field, boys.
Len: Got it coach!
Otis (Back in the huddle): What the hell does matriculate mean?
Len: I have no idea, but from the context it is clear he wants us to continue advancing the ball, and I'm inspired as fuck right now.

by mtgeezycreezy December 10, 2016

matridism

n. a "your mom" joke, or its equivalent

(Latin mātri-, from mātr-, mother, and dis, from disparage or disrespect)

'Your mom's so stupid that she starved to death in a grocery store is one of many matridisms.

by Danica Humphries January 11, 2009

matrick

the ship name of maggie and patrick is simply "MATRICK" if your name is maggie and you know someone named patrick (or vice versa) u NEED to get together. You also need friends to support you guys.

Evan: Matrick is sooo meant to be

Patrick: I know right I love maggie so matrick just makes sense!

MATRICK 4 life

by jenniferhudson 4 realz December 16, 2017

Matrix someone

To Use Extreme martial arts in a fit of anger to neutrilize an enemy.

Todd: Yo, dude. I heard you got in a fight over a chick last night.
Chris: Yeah, I beat his ass...totally Matrixed him. I needed to Matrix someone.

by Christophe Graham June 21, 2006

Ethan Madrigal

Ethan is a femboy who is obsessed with Mirabel Madrigal from Encanto

Ethan: We don't talk about Bruno
Josh: stfu
Jonah: Ethan Madrigal
Ethan: * bebe cri noise*

by Aim For North May 14, 2022

mairi

a uncommon, historicaly scottish girls' name. Often mispronounced 'marie', 'mary', or 'miary' etc. much to the annoyance of the victim of name mispronounciation.

in register at school:

'mairi' (pronounced wrong)
'no'
'mairi'
'no'
'mairi, i know you're here, so stop messing around or you'll get a detention'
'there is no one here called mairi (pronounced wrong). my name is mairi.'

by ..::=mairi=::.. April 17, 2005

the matrix

n. A trio of movies that managed to glorify existentialism, promote free-thinking, stimulate the atrophied intellects of the masses, modernize science fiction, lionize computer programmers and revive Keanu Reeves' career all in one go. In short, a triumph.

The Matrix has (pwns?) you.

by redgyul September 21, 2004