mastershakeism

A mastershakeism is a manner of speech or behavior that resembles the self-centered and self-aggrandizing mannerisms of "Master Shake" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

"When you shouted: "I have tricked them yet again!" after you bought two pizzas for the price of one, that was a mastershakeism."
"I was simply using my authority to compel them to give me that extra pizza. In fact, they probably should have given me more. I deserve that much for all the hard work I do for this community!"

by ice^nine March 21, 2024

Mastershart

To fart whilst masturbating and accidentally follow through to a shit.

Hold on a minute mum, I think I'm mastersharting!

by Paedropolopodus December 2, 2010

mastersoning

When you guzzle so much cum that it seeps into your cervix, thus impregnating yourself.

After mastersoning many men for many years, I finally got pregnant with a bastard child

by Franksgizz March 27, 2015

mastershaving

When one is beating thy meat and shaving at the same time

Woah do you see that talent? He's mastershaving

by Hmmsausage December 20, 2016

masterbake

When you smoke weed and masterbate.

"I materbake because is feels better!" -Blake
"Hey bro do you care if I masterbake in your car real quick?"
"I love to masterbake but it's sooooo messy."

by M33RKAT March 6, 2017

MasterCock

The Big dick bastard that has a cock with a mind of its own. there are times when the mastercock gets what it wants simply because he has decided to reveal himself to the hottest girl in the room and without delay, the owner of the said mastercock is in a bathroom or nearby broom closet with his pants open and that fine girl that no one else can bang is on her knees gagging and loving it.

MasterCock is the one that decides what girl he fucks and what girl he refuses

you may think your dtf but mastercock says she ain't up to standards than an hour later it's rockhard because it has found its target

that closet hotty that you never suspected to be such a dirty little freak.

well the mastercock has spoken and now that fine bitch is chokin on my dick

by AXXLEROD October 10, 2020

MasterScary

A dope ass guy who will verbally annihilate you and send you to the demons underneath and do whatever he can to obliterate you

Oh shit, its MasterScary his presence is jarring

by MasterScary May 6, 2021