by annaa.rosee January 7, 2021
Mashed Potatoes means to take a sledge hammer to a paraplegic ( missing all their limbs) smashing them to a pulp and then proceeding in having sexual intercourse with the mushy remains.
A man this morning was just arrested for mashed potatoeing* a former war veteran in an airport bathroom. *Mashed Potatoes
by Herardo April 29, 2016
The way that a person feels after engaging in sexual intercourse or after having an orgasm. This may include sleepyness, the inability to think straight, and the munchies.
by ColleenaRae July 12, 2007
V. Mash-Potatoing is the process of slamming a semi flacid boner, a.k.a. chub, into the lips of a vagina but not actually entering the vagina.
Billy: yeah i couldnt get it in her cuz i wasnt fully hard but we were still goin at it.
Craig: she was mash-potatoing your dick?
Craig: she was mash-potatoing your dick?
by craiggetshispooholelicked June 21, 2010
When custy ass lice infested cat hair gets in ur shitty ass watered down mashed potatoes that have no flavor
by Barbra Brando March 6, 2019
Going "Mashed Potatoes" on someone is where you perform the act of pulling down your partner's pants, smearing mashed potatoes (any flavor will do) onto their buttocks, and "motorboating" them between the cheeks. If done correctly there will be mashed potatoes strewn about the area where the act had taken place.
Tom: "Check out that girl in the yoga pants", Earl: "Oh yeah, if I had the chance I'd be going mashed potatoes on her all day"
by Alberto Chodema February 27, 2014
ussually a sick prank. when one is dared by another employee to cover themselves in mashed potatoes and run naked past there fat potato hungry co worker
timmy dared jimmy to run pasted diane coverd in mashed potatoes knowing he would get a very uncomfortable mashed potato ride
by dlove11201 January 27, 2010