espresso martini

An espresso martini is a cocktail containing coffee that is ordered and consumed by fucking legends

Me: One espresso martini please
Bartender: You are a fucking legend

by Johnson0850 September 24, 2016

Fellatio Martini

Another term for blow job.

So there i was at Tasha's house anxiously waiting on my fellatio martini, but she never sucked me off.

by Praveezy February 14, 2010

colonic martini

pee in her butt, shake her about, tip her over then drink her out

that chick is so hot, i wanna give her a colonic martini

by grumpkinator October 30, 2010

martini

to kick someone out of your bed mid-thrust

You're just not doing it for me, so.....you're getting martinied and you should just go back downtown.

by britttheshit February 25, 2008

Missouri Martini

Stag Beer with a pickle

Molly: I'm in the mood for something classy
Jake: STFU Molly. Umm bartender, yes, she'll have a Missouri Martini.
Molly:. Wow, actually pretty good.

by EasAnderson August 2, 2019

Espresso Martini

The classic design of pubic hair on a girl with the triangle on top and then the stem is the fun bit.

"Well I know I should be going Brazilian or Hollywood but I still like to be like Tina and have the Espresso Martini down there.."

by Benjiman77 December 15, 2017

Redneck Martini

When people order a draft beer and put olives in it to give the apperance of a sophisticated beverage.

Bartender, give me a redneck martini, I need to look posh and drink a beer at the same time

by Ambermarie1 May 6, 2011