Marmite Flower

Yet another slang term for the anus.
Owing to the fact that the anal sphincter looks somewhat like a flower covered in Marmite.

Man, I would rather sniff your Marmite Flower than listen to another Nickelback song.

by Scarecrow.Breaks June 18, 2009

marmite driller

when inserting or drilling a penis into a rectum, the excrement or shit is known as marmite mostly used when refering to gays or puffs who bang arse holes.

Hank says: i am a marmite driller
hey hank you marmite drilling bastard

by ian russell the muscle pippin December 13, 2008

marmite rimming

The placing of Marmite in the bum crack, and then rimming the arse hole. Being Marmite, you either 'love it or you hate it'.

Person 1 - "Me girlfriend was marmite rimming me last night"
Person 2 - "You either love it or you hate it!"

by steve152543 April 30, 2009

The Marmite Theory

The theory that if a girl likes marmite, she swallow after giving a blow job, and if she doesn't like marmite she'll spit.

'So I was getting head from Mary last night, but she doesn't like marmite so the end was a real buzz kill. Damn the marmite theory!'

by Joeh! January 3, 2013

marmite machine

a red Peugeot that is covered in rubbish and belongs to tracy it has a bin that smells like poo no seat belts and manages to fit half of lympne school in the back of

the marmite machine fits half of lympne school in it

by heart broken marmite mark October 17, 2021

MARMITE HIGHWAY

Used to describe the anal passage in gay or anal sex. Refers to the yeast extract spread which when smudged on a surface can resemble a smear of poo

'John travels the marmite highway'

by NOTHUMBS September 19, 2008

marmite spider

anus; commonly used to provide a vivid mental image to the recipient

check out the naturist rock climber! he flashing his marmite spider

by dan November 25, 2004