masticle

to jack off with or using your testicle/s

dude I need to masticle so bad

by burger itto May 15, 2008

manties

(noun) Liner for men's tighty whitey underpants designed to be replaced once soiled. Analogous to women's panty liner, but manties have a more interesting and manly appearance (emblazoned with sports team logos, camouflage, etc.).

The day after a chili dinner, John avoided bacon strips by swapping out his manties every few hours.

by FunWordSmith February 7, 2013

manocles

a babylonian war cry

"that there manocles is getting it deep"

by crisms October 16, 2004

Manties

n. Formerly known as "dun-dun-duns" or "tighty-whities", manties are tight briefs that resemble panties for the man--hence, manties.

I don't know about you, but I HATE guys wearing manties! Especially when his gut hangs over the mantie-band. Boxers are so much sexier.

by Slowbomb82 March 28, 2010

Matticles

Simply the testicles of Matthew, nothing more, nothing less.

"Oh Matthew! Your matticles are exquisite!"

by Matticle December 11, 2021

manticlimactic

Describing the point in every relationship where a woman discovers that after a long build up of impressive or significant events that inevitable reality and disappointment sets in courtesy of the male partner.

After 2 years of dating, Kathy found everything Rob did to be manticlimactic.

by Cain Guru December 20, 2010

Mantithesis

An adult male human lacking the ability to take care of or clean up after himself, pay bills, and leave the best. The antithesis of a man. See also scrub.

John is 6 months late on his child support, that damn mantithesis.

by DblA October 11, 2016