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manly tears 

Tears shed by men. Extremely powerful.
Big Boss shed manly tears over the grave of the Boss.
manly tears by realcheney June 29, 2008

manly fart 

A fart that possesses very masculine qualities, meaning it (along with the one who ripped it) can be fairly judged as ‘manly’ by all spectators. Manly farts are likely to possess such masculine traits as strength (powerful enough to blow a hole in the farters’ pants), potency (stinks like an open sewer and sounds like a ships foghorn) and stamina (a manly fart must last at least three seconds whilst being ripped and the accompanying stink must hang in the air for at least five minutes). Though some people find farting embarrassing, a true manly fart is ALWAYS welcomed by the farter, who must own up to it with pride (assuming there’s any doubt as to who ripped it which, with a really good manly fart, is rare). Manly farts are usually ripped by males, often young men after a night of heavy beer drinking. However they can, in certain circumstances, be ripped by women who can then claim honorary manly fart status. However this is rare and, it has to be said, kind of gross.
Scott looked on with pride as his manly fart cleared the room in five seconds flat
manly fart by Greg T London January 3, 2007

Manly March 

tradition of men in the month of march to let all of their grow. there is no shaving or getting haircuts. no matter what you have to let your hair grow... no matter how bad it looks
Warsaw is the new location of this spreading phenomenon... MANLY MARCH!!
Manly March by B*duB October 3, 2008

Manly Man 

A man who can make a decision without resorting to an internet poll to help him decide.
I thought he was a Manly Man, but he posted a forum poll to help him decide on a new wallet.
Manly Man by Bosston March 7, 2013

manly margarita 

Mentioned in the Woodbox Gang's 2009 release "White Trash Voodoo" in the song "Eat, Drink, & Be Dead," a manly margarita consists of blood, semen, and tequila. While preparation and presentation is a mystery it is theorized that all elements are combined in a blender and served immediately in a traditional margarita glass. Salt is optional.
Eat, Drink, & Be Dead" lyrics include, "I sold my blood and semen for a bottle of tequila. If you'd mix them all together that's a manly margarita!
manly margarita by ScrapIronJaw November 16, 2010

Manly girl

A dudelike female. A female not clearly identifiable as female.
Bring the manly girl to the party, she likes to brag about how big her balls are when she gets drunk, which is often.

The Olympian was a manly girl.
Manly girl by Solid Mantis January 21, 2018