jack manifold stan

a different breed. Could be alien or some unknown species from somewhere in the universe.

“what is a jack manifold stan” “an alien or something from the universe”

by nnsjshsbdue September 6, 2021

Manitoba Moose Job

While having intercource one partner wears a moose costume, while the other pretends to be a hunter and shoots their partner and proceed to bang their partners lifeless corps.

Dude I totally gave Margret a Manitoba Moose Job last night.

by MBCI June 14, 2015

Jack Manifold

Jack Manifold has passed away... may he rest in peace. I guess the grind finally stopped.

rip the Jack manifold grind :(

by Heart.Brocken.Check June 7, 2021

Danger to Manifold

In the movie Fast and the Furious, Brian (Paul Walker) races a FWD Eclipse rice car in a quarter mile drag, and in his haste to beat Dominic (Vin Diesel), used too much NOS and the laptop computer managing his engine told him an there was an imminent danger to his manifold. The metal floorboard for the passenger seat comes lose and flies off his car, somehow linking his manifold and his floorboard as being an integral part of his street racing machine.

Computer: Stage 1 Complete
Paul: <presses Stage 1 NOS button>
Computer: (beeping) Danger to Manifold!
Paul: "Shut up!" <slams shut laptop lid and presses Stage 2 NOS button>

This phrase can be used to describe anything that is bad and you want to reference the movie to make the situation funny.

Person 1: Hey dude, look how ugly that chick is!

Person 2: OMG DANGER TO MANIFOLD!

by RRCsteve December 6, 2007

Manimony

Money paid from the female spouse to the male spouse after legal separation or divorce as a result of the female making more money than her husband.

Nick Lachey, Kevin Federline, Ryan Phillippe and Chad Lowe all got their eyebrows waxed using the manimony they received from their former wives.

by Clark Westfield December 12, 2008

manaconda

a very large penis. a combination of the two words "man" and "anacanda" which is the longest snake in the world.

Alex's "manaconda" was so big, she needed to use both hands to pleasure him.

by murkle September 21, 2005

Manitoba Handshake

When a person breaks a bottle of Standard Lager over the head of another person. Usually done out of anger at a transgression by the receiving party. This has to be done with a bottle of the Manitoba Original Standard Lager. Otherwise it is simply bottling. In certain circumstances a bottle of Extra Old Stock can be substituted.

This broad kept knocking into Julie at the club so she gave her a Manitoba Handshake.

by Rik Van Howle August 14, 2009