Maltesers

A chocolate candy that looks like a black man’s bald head.

Ever have Maltesers before? They’re the best. And they look like that niggas bald head.

by CaptainPete2024 November 12, 2023

maltese breakfast

A sexually deviant act committed by Maltese waiters to unsuspecting holiday makers which involves the Maltese waiter ejaculating into the food and drinks of his customers and stirring the food and drinks with his cock.

Stuart went to Malta and on his first day had a Maltese Breakfast with his wife

by TheMalteseFalcione October 15, 2019

Malteser

A person with Maltese heritage in their family and is a bit of a dick head/smart ass sometimes. Usually, this dickheaded-ness AND OR smart-ass gene is passed on from the father.

Seb and Mathew are such Maltesers.

by Tim the boi from Straya July 12, 2019

the sloppy maltese

When you giving yo girl head, but your head is.. her head? And then you make out but with your butts.

yooooooo, I gave Elishica The Sloppy Maltese the other day and she said "hey where tf did my head go SHIT HOW'D IT GET ON YUOR BODY D:"

by anonymous April 23, 2022

Maltese

A metaphor for what a yuppie white girl wants to do her "man". Castrate him, emasculate him to the point he becomes her toy dog with separation anxiety and anger issues.

I saw the Maltese wearing khaki pants holding her hand in Uptown. Dam, he needs all the false hope nugenixs has to offer.

by Kosmack May 15, 2022

Malteser pleaser

Another name for someone’s asshole or anus

“God i would love to stick it in her Malteser pleaser”

by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue March 8, 2023

Pink Malteser

The name commonly referring to a small penis; Malteser being the name of a popular confectionery brand in the UK in the form of small chocolate balls.

"Wow, did you see the size of that guys cock?"
"Yeah, I know! It was about the size of a Pink Malteser!"

by Phantasium August 31, 2012