A Mayonnaise Hotdog is when a man is hitting it from the back, and right before the man cums they pull out and jizz in between the butt cheeks of the person. Then the man mashes the persons butt cheeks in between their wiener creating a Mayonnaise Hotdog.
Marshall: “Ya man, last night I gave her a Mayonnaise Hotdog.”
Hunter: “You put Mayonnaise on a hot dog? Gross dude.”
Marshall: “Nah bro a Mayonnaise Hotdog is when you cum in between a girls butt cheeks, stick your wiener in between, and squish your wiener between her cheeks.”
Hunter: “Oh...Noice.”
Hunter: “You put Mayonnaise on a hot dog? Gross dude.”
Marshall: “Nah bro a Mayonnaise Hotdog is when you cum in between a girls butt cheeks, stick your wiener in between, and squish your wiener between her cheeks.”
Hunter: “Oh...Noice.”
by Beatdameaty August 5, 2020
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A state of being that is somewhat related to being hungover but with fewer specific symptoms other than a feeling of general "icky-pooness." To the extent that there are known symptoms, they may include indecisiveness, lethargy and mild dizziness. Basically, when you wake up feeling drunk but probably don't have a high BAC, don't need to throw up but do REQUIRE food (specifically bacon), you can be said to be feeling mayonnaisey. Mayonnaiseyness is usually gotten rid of by eating greasy foods, minor day drinking and just waiting it out.
var. Mayonnaisey can also be used to describe things that are generally unpleasant like bad weather, a boring movie, or a yucky meal (see examples below).
var. Mayonnaisey can also be used to describe things that are generally unpleasant like bad weather, a boring movie, or a yucky meal (see examples below).
Girl #1: "Hey girl, fun time last night! Wanna meet up and grab some breakfast?"
Girl #2: "Sure; I'm feeling pretty mayonnaisey so I'm going to need to hit up a McDonald's or that greasy spoon down the street."
var. "It's sort of raining outside; how mayonaissey!" "The movie was so boring, I almost fell asleep. I haven't seen a movie that mayoniassey in a long time." "That lobster was clearly frozen and they put way to much sauce on it. It was almost as mayonaissey as the fish we had last week."
Girl #2: "Sure; I'm feeling pretty mayonnaisey so I'm going to need to hit up a McDonald's or that greasy spoon down the street."
var. "It's sort of raining outside; how mayonaissey!" "The movie was so boring, I almost fell asleep. I haven't seen a movie that mayoniassey in a long time." "That lobster was clearly frozen and they put way to much sauce on it. It was almost as mayonaissey as the fish we had last week."
by HammySeattle September 7, 2009
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Get the mayonaise mama mug.Upon reaching orgasm, the man ejaculates as widespread as possible on to the bed sheet and then quickly wraps up his partner like they were the filling in a huge tortilla. Mayonnaise burrito!
-"Are you still dating Stephanie?"
-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."
-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"
-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."
-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."
-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"
-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."
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Get the Mayonnaise mug.The Mayonnaise Game is any time in which a man ejaculates on a face; for example, the money shot of porn is considered two people playing the mayonnaise game. Usually, the person receiving mayonnaise wishes they weren't playing.
"Hey Becky, do you want to play the mayonnaise game tonight?"
"No thanks Todd, I already played with Danny earlier."
"No thanks Todd, I already played with Danny earlier."
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