Make me cum

What you hear ur mom saying at three am also known as ur mom getting fucked

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make me feel so ja

"make me feel so good," from Dutch and other Germanic languages. Antonymn, "that makes me feel so nein," = "that makes me cranky."

"Ach, John Kerry makes me feel so ja!"
Ant, "George Bush makes me feel so very, very nein."

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What the mystic said to the pizza chef.

"Make me one with everything", the mystic said to the pizza chef. Need I say more?

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Where you FUCK so much and so hard that your skin (pussy/penis) is "raw"

Tom: So how was it last night with Laurie
David: It was amazing I told her to make me raw

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a euphanism for sexual intercourse, tiffin, nookie or copulation. Pert.anyone called Deborah.

'I would like someone to 'make me famous'. It would be fabbity. Especially if she had ladypants on.'

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a euphanism for sexual intercourse, tiffin, nookie or copulation. Pert.anyone called Deborah.

'I would like someone to 'make me famous'. It would be fabbity. Especially if she had ladypants on.'

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Often used as a term you use on your wife or husband to assert your dominance or to just have them make you your sandwich

Make me my sandwich dammit or your fired

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