San Mateo CA
by San Mateo Bridge January 31, 2009
Get the MATEO mug.SAN MATEO. pretty much the bombest place to be in Bayy Ara. Home to drifters, rich white hoes, druggies going to ivy league schools, irish pubs, hot-cheeto eating mexicanos and a few blacks/asians. Pretty much divided up into two sections...one side of the freeway is gangstaland (bayside midd school, college park, fiesta gardens) and theres the white Baywood freaks, burlingame BIS kids, the sexy centrals...other shit. Most of the gansta's hang out Downtown San mateo on Friday nights outside the theater. Hell yeah.
Damn she's hella beaner...probably from Bayside in "San Mateo".
Damn...she's hella white...probably from Baywood San Mateo.
Damn...she's hella white...probably from Baywood San Mateo.
by Shanaanagurlzz650 August 6, 2011
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Just a guy that gets all the girls never gets rejected good at all sports will be rich and famous considered as a God and just good at all video games good at school and has a different girl every night. A Mateo is loyal if he wants to be and gets the Latina putas and the Znouds and Necs and Babatundes and the Chinese girls like Tsuki and the Arabic girls and white girls and black girls
Mateo also has the biggest dick out of all the other people it’s a scientific fact which is proven if your name is not Mateo it’s just sad but if you are a friend of his you are also on his level, if you are an enemy go kill yourself you don’t have a purpose to live you fat motherfucker shit trash garbage
Mateo also has the biggest dick out of all the other people it’s a scientific fact which is proven if your name is not Mateo it’s just sad but if you are a friend of his you are also on his level, if you are an enemy go kill yourself you don’t have a purpose to live you fat motherfucker shit trash garbage
Omg that God is so Godly, he looks like a Mateo. No way he is a Mateo and has the biggest dick I’ve seen bro. My mom told me about his dick that he fed her for the last 8 nights
by I’m just a God relax dude April 11, 2020
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by i love him so mutch December 12, 2016
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"Material girl"
"Sussy" (and variations)
They also hate drinking tap water and eating food with any sauce
"Material girl"
"Sussy" (and variations)
They also hate drinking tap water and eating food with any sauce
by marissa443 February 12, 2022
Get the Matteo mug.He is the definition of sexy. The hottest Spanish boy you will ever see. No one has an ass and a shlong like this guy. The best man in the world. He is the strongest and most masculine man in. the world. Girls faint when they see him. He is a chick magnet and is also packing a good 14 inches, The females are always pleased The definition of an Alpha Male.
Christian: Whoa look its Mateo. Geez i am blushing just looking at him.
Gabriel: I know man, look all the girls want him. I wish I was him, he is so lucky.
Gabriel: I know man, look all the girls want him. I wish I was him, he is so lucky.
by Bigpapichris October 5, 2020
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