morning mahogany

(noun.) a more eloquent way of expressing ones embarrassing morning wood. Makes the scenario much less awkward for everyone usually due to the comical nature of the term.

morning mahogany

guy#1: dude, you pitchin a tent under there?

guy#2: yeah man, got some intense morning mahogany going on downtown.

guy#1: bahahaha dude youre so freakin funny i forgot how gay you look.

by the urbster September 16, 2010

rich mahogany

A drink made from equal parts of Southern Comfort Liqueur, sweetened lime juice and tonic water.

Jon likes to drink rich mahogany to appear southern.

by dubtowneli October 16, 2007

Segregating the Mahogany

A term used to describe Masturbation.

Adam: John has been in the bathroom for a long time.
Jimmy: Yeah, something tells me he might be Segregating the Mahogany up there..

by OakDomino July 6, 2016

Morning Mahogany

When you wake up wif morning wood so hard that it hurts to keep it inside your pants

Girlfriend: when I woke up this morning I saw you lying down with your dick out to the sky

Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants

Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;)

by The Nigerican June 22, 2011

decorate the mahogany

The act of paying for drinks or tipping the bartender. Refers to the mahogany wood with which many bar tops are made.

(The bartender may give this not so subtle hint if you leave a stingy tip)

1. "Hay Joe, its Wednesday, your turn to decorate the mahogany...Anther round please"


2. Patron: (Puts a quarter down after ordering 5 drinks)

Bartender: "That 2 bits is better off in your pocket than mine, you gotta decorate the mahogany"

by wakkawakkawakkawakka December 19, 2008

rich mahogany

A drink that consists of equal parts Southern Comfort Liqueur, Tonic Water, and Sweetened Lime Juice.

Highly prevalent throughout the Ivy League campuses.

Jon enjoys a rich mahogany with a fine Cuban.

by JLa the Jew October 26, 2007

decorate the mahogany

It's your turn to buy a round of drinks.

Hey buddy is it not time for you to decorate the mahogany?

by Carmele August 31, 2010