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i call mahogany

by Nopee 767676 March 1, 2017
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Mahogany Vanilla

I dunno, the chair isn’t blue or grey. It’s basically a mahogany vanilla
by Peter Two Tones June 25, 2025
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mahogany ridge

The name of a bar at a ski area that has a Mahogany finish
My last run down the mountain today will be Mahogany Ridge.
Those snow bunnies are going to dance topless on Mahogany Ridge
by Ecorni January 4, 2020
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mahogany shower

The act of spraying a sexual partner with diarrhetic feces for the purpose of sexual gratification of one or both parties.
I had Tim give me a Mahogany Shower last night. It felt amazing.
by XXX.TSS July 5, 2018
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Mahogany wood

A way to describe your manhood if it is Boujee and not just out there.
“She thinks we’re just gonna fuck she don’t know I got mahogany wood”
by King of the west June 15, 2022
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This is mahogany

A phrase used to describe something ridiculous or upsetting, perhaps both. Saying "this is bullshit", but in a nicer way. A way to express frustration on something inconvenient or stupid.
Elton: "Hey, heads ups. The registers are down again."
Reign: "I thought they fixed that. UGH! This is mahogany!"

Or

Roxy: "Wanna play on the switch when we get home?"
Xyrein: "Mine is broken. Has been for months."
Roxy: "Months?! That's mahogany, what do you mean?"
by Red_Rain_Forest November 29, 2022
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Mahogany Lobotomy

The act of performing unprotected anal sex with a partner (or multiple) and then aggressively inserting it into the corner of your partner's eye.

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead.
Dude, she let me give her the Mahogany Lobotomy last night, and now the doctor said she has to wear an eye-patch for at least a couple weeks, she looks like a damn pirate, you reckon that's how eye patches came about?
by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024
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