magdiel

a mf who gobbles whilst wiping his ass and is smelly enough to knock a buzzard off of a shitwagon in July

"damn bruh why tf you actin like a magdiel"

by what's new, limpdick? February 28, 2023

magdalina

Is a girl with really long curly hair that laughs at the weirdest things. Her laughter consists of snorting and giggles. She's tall curvy and beautiful.With thighs that could kill a man

Guy one : what's that sound??
Guy two : That's just Magdalina laughing.

by Lila Catastrophe November 26, 2015

Magdi'd

To be hit or otherwise knocked down by a vehicle.

Another possibility is the loss of a spleen.

Both together would be considered a "Total Magdi"

See also; Owned.

Person #1: What happened??
Person #2: Some jackass ran me over.
Person #3: Ah man, you got Magdi'd.

Person #1: I had my spleen removed.
Person #2: That's being Magdi'd.

by Kwudgeabaloo November 18, 2007

Magdalena

The best mom that could EVER HAS EXISTED. She loves her kids to DEATH. She is super caring and loving. Not just to herself but to everyone she meets. She is SUPER pretty. BEAUTIFUL. She does everything is her power to make her kids happy and anything to make sure they feel loved. She is super fun. She always takes her kids on adventures. She also cooks food and bakes yummy food too. She makes so many sacrifices for her family and I know that takes a toll on people but since she is a super hero she powers through EACH AND EVERY TIME. When she is sick she still goes to work and goes out to get food for her kids but that’s because she is a super hero. She is also super athletic and active. She even takes her kids on walks. Anything anyone can think of she can do. She tells her kids they can do anything they put their mind to. Playing truth or dare with her is really fun. Something I think we should do a lot more. She is also pretty funny. What makes her funny is that she usually starts laughing before she finishes her joke. She is the only one laughing and once she is done everyone else starts laughing. Not because of the joke but because of her. I love her A ABSOLUTE BUTT LOAD TON. EVEN THOUGH SHE LOVES ME MORE. I can’t wait for our next walk, talk, or mother-daughter time.
Love you 😘😉

I just wrote it and I didn’t proofread😅
Magdalena ( I had to have the word I am defining) ‘lol’

by Kale248 January 15, 2021

Magdy

Magdy is an individual is known for possessing an exceptionally large penis that often captivates women. Its size is so considerable that many women find themselves unable to resist it. Merely catching a glimpse of this impressive member can lead to intense orgasms and, in some cases, extreme dehydration.

Dude. Did you hear about what happened to that girl on the news? Apparently she saw Magdy's penis and her pussy got so wet she died.

by Dr. Wang Whe Nher May 23, 2023

Mary Magdalen Fetish

The irrational fixation to hook up/ have sex with women who have been passed around more than the Communion cup at X-Mass Midnight Mass.

Fulfilling this act often gives the fetishist the illusion that he is a "God Among Women" and false self confidence & neurotic pride. When in all reality, he just fucks whores, an act anyone can do, given that whores are easy. Thus, making him Douchlord & not a "God Among Women."

Girl 1: "Ugh, why does he think he so cool all of a sudden"

Girl 2: "he's not, he's just got a big head & Mary Magdalen Fetish."

by Ginger Foxcreek October 12, 2011

chris magdits

“Chris Magdits” is when you are play fortnite for way to long.

I been playing fortnite for 8 hours Im being a “Chris Magdits”

by Dan pflanz March 1, 2022