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To be hit or otherwise knocked down by a vehicle.

Another possibility is the loss of a spleen.

Both together would be considered a "Total Magdi"

See also; Owned.
Person #1: What happened??
Person #2: Some jackass ran me over.
Person #3: Ah man, you got Magdi'd.

Person #1: I had my spleen removed.
Person #2: That's being Magdi'd.
Magdi'd by Kwudgeabaloo November 18, 2007
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Magi di Montecchio 

Magi di Montecchio is an Italian exclamation. It means "Your Tartufi's disgusting"
Magi di Montecchio, guarda che Tartufi del cazzo che mi hai portato
Magi di Montecchio by Patata333 November 22, 2019

Maddi (Discord User) 

Maddi is a girl who stands up for her friends and she loves helping her friends as well! She has some amazing friends on Discord , all of her friends appreciate her very much!
GalaxyWolf: I want you to meet one of my friends named Maddi (Discord User)

ImJustArlo14: Okay!

Maddi Durrance 

she is the dumbest bitch u will ever meet. she is sweet and talkative when u first get to know her but when u get close with maddi durrance.. it goes down hill from there, in a good way. she is gorgeous and nobody can ever take their eyes off of her.
“have u met maddi durrance ?”
“yess ! she is so sweet !”
Maddi Durrance by it’s a secret ;)) November 10, 2020

Maddi Durrance 

the dumbest bitch you’ll ever meet. she is sweet and very talkative with a lot on her mind. she is a blonde, blue eyed cutie and nobody can ever take their eyes off her. she can’t see herself the way everyone else sees her though.. she has no confidence and is very sad at random parts of the day.
sam: have you met maddi durrance??
max: yes !! she’s awesome !!
Maddi Durrance by it’s a secret ;)) November 10, 2020

Mag di Mag di 

A Vietnamese war cry that is used primarily as a request for help in battle.
Mag di mag di I am out off ammo.
Mag di Mag di by Magdimagdi12 April 13, 2020

Post Mardi Gras Depression 

Post Mardi-Gras Depression, sometimes credited as PMGD, is a hangover-like (pun intended) state which effects all who attend the annual New Orleans tradition. The condition is brought upon by the end of wild partying, the onset of school/work, lack of free plastic, and the actualization that, for most men, they will not see another pair of good knockers until next Mardi Gras.

Symptoms include open weeping, headaches, drowsiness and the realization that your life may, in fact, be worthless. After Hurricane Katrina, many New Orleans citizens committed suicide once the city announced that Mardi Gras may never resume again.

Only time can undo these symptoms, as the patient will realize that Mardi-Gras will come again. As time passes, and as Mardi Gras approaches again, euphoria generally ensues.
1. I was going to go to church for Ash Wednesday, but I was so smitten by Post Mardi Gras Depression that I couldnt get out of bed.

2. On his way home from Bourbon Street on Tuesday night, John intentionally ran his car off the Crescent-City Connection, killing himself. Most people believe he did this when he realized that no woman would get drunk enough to sleep with him until next Mardi-Gras.
Post Mardi Gras Depression by MG MD February 26, 2009
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