Doing a Mace

To pull out of a commitment at the latest possible opportunity, often to the severe detriment of other parties involved.

Person 1: "Dude, can I have a kidney?"
Person 2: "Sure"

On operating table:
Person 2:"Lol jk, no kidney for you"
Person 1: "You're Doing a Mace! Noooo"*Dies*

by Deffer91 May 28, 2010

War Mace

An overly large turd with jagged edges. Sometimes comes in multiple parts.

Dude I had a war mace last night. I'll never crap the same.

by godfrey of the face chain guy October 7, 2011

Macing Off

The act of talking about your Mac computer so joyously it seems like you get the same amount of joy from jacking off.

Meghan - Did you hear, James got a Mac Book and an I-touch?

Tom - Yes, I heard. James was Macing off in my ear for the better part of an hour about how awesome his new Mac is.

by DeeVee585 September 2, 2010

Dick Mace

A noun. A flatulant gas release used to ward off homosexual tendencies near the anus.

Clayton tried to come at me after a few beers, so I had to use my dick mace to get his faggot ass away.

by SlipItInYoMommaSteve December 24, 2016

charley mace

also know as a "mong" or the meat between a mans legs

charley mace is the chode on the mong monster

by kick201 March 4, 2009

Cupid's Mace

Another term for male ejaculation.

"Son! She had Cupid's Mace all in her eye it was GREAT!"

by JpR December 10, 2008

Bear Macing

See bear
After making love to your bear, you quickly spray them in the face, targeting the eyes, with your semen, giving you time to escape.

"Before I came, I started bear macing my partner and shot out the door while he was stunned"

by Karekanolover October 12, 2018