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Alexander Mahone

The hottest FBI agent ever.

Fictional character in the popular Fox show Prison Break, where he is played by William Fichtner.

Generally considered to be a "badass", Mahone has many deep-seated emotional issues and is the subject of numerous PWP fanfics, where he is often slashed with Michael Scofield, the main protagonist of the show.
"Special Agent Alexander Mahone is one tasty piece of man candy"

"Did you read that Mahone/Michael fanfic? It was so hot"
by KateDammitRun July 15, 2007
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Macon Bookmark

After sex, shit in any book and leave.
I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.
by 1_SHOt March 25, 2009
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malboned

to be thoroughly demolished online by one of unassailable with and logic, especially when skewered by the weakness of one's own argument. To be malboned is to cede the last word unless you are totally dense or totally masochisitc.

Malboning almost exclusively occurs left malboning right, esp when the right is neocon or tea party-ish. I've never seen it go the other way.

Source: Newsvine
"He just started a debate with Stacy M and has no idea wtf he is talking about? He's gonna get Malboned!"
by wiseacidness May 19, 2010
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Mabinogi

A devastatingly violent shit with the girth of a fosters beer can that flies out of your asshole at mach 1 causing poo splatter all over the bowl, your ass, and your life. leaving you feeling utterly violated and abused in ways that an assrapery victim cant event describe. Mabinogi's are followed by the distinct smell not unlike that of rancid tuna salad in a dead homeless guys ass.
Example 1:
"BROOOO WHAT THE ACTUAL MOTHER FUCK!?!?! You broke my moms toilet with that mabinogi, what died in here?"

Example 2:
Boy : Holy shit what the hell is that smell???
Girl : I just dropped a righteous mabinogi, wanna fuck my ass its already gaping!
by dookislord November 2, 2016
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mahonebone

A nickname given to those with the last name Mahoney, this nickname was first developed in 2015 by an unknown person. (MAY - hOn - bone)
Hey what’s up mahonebone
by The mahonebone June 4, 2019
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alvin mahon

A insanely sexy Asian dude who happens to wank too much. He also has a habit of being shit at asking girls out and is at approximately 0 for 50 in the last few years
E.g. “Oi Alvin Mahon you fat shit cunt, Jamee’s over here
by Freddies fatty September 5, 2019
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Magon

Magon is a truly awesome girl, with an enchanting smile and she keeps you enthralled with her humour and looks. She is always smiling. She rocks out hard and knows how to party, every guy falls at her feet even if they won't admit it! Plain and simple Magon rocks!...
Is that Magon?
Yeah that's her!
Wow she awesome!!!
by Dannitous March 21, 2011
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