by That Zeus Guy April 2, 2010
Get the Mytholoknowledge mug.n. the condition of being a diehard New York Mets fan. Basically, a person in Metology will defend to the death the Mets. Metologists can't stand anything degrading against their team. The opposite of Metology is Yankisism.
Yankist: Did you see the game last night?
Metologist: What game?
Yankist: The one where those stupid ass Mets lost. I was rolling.
Metologist: What the fuck did you just say, you damn Yank!
Yankist: You got Metology don't you?
Metologist: What game?
Yankist: The one where those stupid ass Mets lost. I was rolling.
Metologist: What the fuck did you just say, you damn Yank!
Yankist: You got Metology don't you?
by crazystrangesmart March 31, 2009
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• .9.In Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.
• .9.In Hindu mythology, Yama's father is Surya, the sun god, according to Wikipedia. His mother is Saranyu (also known as Sanjna), the goddess of consciousness.9.
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2. If he's not a homo he'll hold it in his mouth until one gets there
2. If he's not a homo he'll hold it in his mouth until one gets there
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by Hunter Eakes March 2, 2008
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Hym "I see the propensity for people to mythologize... Everyone has their own little theory, don't they? As to why I did this. And the funny thing about the truth is 1. You wouldn't know the difference and 2. You wouldn't believe me if I told you 3. You wouldn't even believe THAT I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. And the truth is: It couldn't have been more of a whim. I just felt like doing this one day. Consequences be damned.
Hym "I see the propensity for people to mythologize... Everyone has their own little theory, don't they? As to why I did this. And the funny thing about the truth is 1. You wouldn't know the difference and 2. You wouldn't believe me if I told you 3. You wouldn't even believe THAT I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. And the truth is: It couldn't have been more of a whim. I just felt like doing this one day. Consequences be damned.
It was completely arbitrary. It couldn't be any more trivial to me. I think that's why Jordan hates it so much. Sure. There is a little spite sprinkled in but that retard mocked my pride. I just felt like doing it. But the mythologizing doesn't stop at what's happening to me. You see that in the ethos of some of these culture critics. It's like ancient Greece and your 'Mindsets'and your 'Grinds' and your 'Hard work' are all just 'Hephaestus' and 'Apollo' and 'Zeus'. You see, if you sacrifice 2 goats and a goose on a Tuesday 'Grind' will reward you with 20 virgins! And it's like 'Give me a break dawg. Do they like fat cocks? Do they like having access to unlimited money? Do you have either of those things?'
Captain Fat Cock "Um... Well... They don't like the 'Money' they like the 'Security' "
Hym "No. You're trying to eject us both into semantic space. What you're doing is compartmentalizing abstractions that are vaguely associated with money and it looks like this : ___Money__
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A B C D
And you're pointing to ABCD but that's still just money.
Captain Fat Cock "They like other things, see? I figured it out in my thinky thoughts."
Hym "Right, but I like things other than Playstation. I like working out. But I'm GOING to play Playstation."
Captain Fat Cock "You SHOULD be working out! It'll please Mindset and Hard work!"
Hym "Oh? Instead of doing the thing I want to do I should be doing the other thing? Ooooooohhhh... Ok. Good idea! Great even!"
Captain Fat Cock "Um... Well... They don't like the 'Money' they like the 'Security' "
Hym "No. You're trying to eject us both into semantic space. What you're doing is compartmentalizing abstractions that are vaguely associated with money and it looks like this : ___Money__
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A B C D
And you're pointing to ABCD but that's still just money.
Captain Fat Cock "They like other things, see? I figured it out in my thinky thoughts."
Hym "Right, but I like things other than Playstation. I like working out. But I'm GOING to play Playstation."
Captain Fat Cock "You SHOULD be working out! It'll please Mindset and Hard work!"
Hym "Oh? Instead of doing the thing I want to do I should be doing the other thing? Ooooooohhhh... Ok. Good idea! Great even!"
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