my girlfriend

she is the saviour of all things sweet and gorgeous, the epitome of all things loved and treasured, and i wish so desperately that she could understand how important she is, for everything from the tilt of the earth to remembering to feed her cat. her great struggles will not go unrewarded, and until the day when i get to hold her forever in our own little home with 12 cats and 5 kids, i will write stupid poems and give her fleeting smiles from 6 feet away if it means i get to live it with her. i love her so much, internet. its incredible.

Person: hey, how great is your girlfriend?
Me: my girlfriend? she's just perfect.

my girlfriend by the author of LotJ November 30, 2020

my girlfriend who lives in canada 

"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.

This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.

"I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada."
"You fucking liar."

my girlfriend who lives in canada by Ben Friesen May 13, 2005

Let my girls hang

The act of taking your bra off after a long day and letting them be free.

After work imma let my girls hang

Let my girls hang by ALEXA_BOO August 1, 2016

my girlfriend sally 

something you would reject when editing urban dictionary posts.

Publish Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally

my girlfriend sally by veggieness April 5, 2005

My Girlfriend

My right hand.

I use My Girlfriend to make love in my bed at night. She's always down to Fuck at any point in the day

My Girlfriend by a modded bushplane November 22, 2018

Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend 

Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend is a crunkcore/scene band that consists of members Jon Jumper on vocals and production, Scarlet Skyie on vocals, and Josh Perczuk on screams. The band was formed in late 2015 with Jon Jumper being the original/only member until Scarlet Skyie and Josh Perczuk joined in April of 2016. The band originally went by the name "Murder At the Dance Club" throughout 2014-2015 until Jon changed the name to "Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend" due to a few incidents involving the police. The members have also been involved in side-projects such as a joke band Jon and Scarlet formed with Kai Cyru$ and R. Tragedy by the name of "Rawr XD" and have done a bit of solo work as well.

Did you listen to that Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend song? They sound a bit like Blood On the Dance Floor, Millionaires, brokeNCYDE, and Dot Dot Curve.

Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend by DokuHantā May 31, 2016

My girlfriend gave it to me 

The excuse used when you're wearing something completely ridiculous that you would never wear if you had a say in the matter.

For girls this can be expressed as "My boyfriend gave it to me" or however you need to use it.

Friend: What's with the turtle neck, wool, brightly colored Christmas sweater?
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me.

My girlfriend gave it to me by Sid Barrett February 15, 2008