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your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.
john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"
by niggman star33 October 4, 2011
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Heart You With All My Heart

Can be used either sarcastically or sincerely when (for whatever reason) you hesitate to use the word Love. Depending on how mighty your heart is, "hearting" someone can be a big damn deal.
Awe come on baby. Do that thing I showed you. Oh yeah. Mmmmm that's good. Yeah. Just like that. Baby, I heart you with all my heart.
by Bobby_C October 25, 2007
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Oh my heart!

This is just a nicer way of saying "oh my god," "holy crap" or "woah." This is NOT suppose to mean "I'm having a heart attack" so don't say this near a hospital!
"Oh my heart! I missed you soooo much!" OR "Oh my heart, what the hell is that?"
by Brit-nay July 18, 2007
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With All My Heart

a 5-piece band full of wannabes from Delaware, Ohio who try to get people to mosh at shows but their music is so bad that the people that are there cant wait for them to get off the stage.

Members:
Connor Killinger - AKA Con Con or, for some fucked up reason, ConnOr. The (terrible) vocalist who screams like a druggie, sings like a deaf cat, and raps like drunk.
Justin Kerby - The guitarist with the hair of a porcipine
Knox Fields - The loveable fat guy. only likeable person in the band.
Gage Sulser - The other guitarist who's cute on the eyes...ladies....
Mike White - The drummer who looks like Harry Potter and cusses like a German Sailor.
Guy 1: "i love black chodes"
Guy 2: "dude i love With All My Heart too!"

Guy 1: LOOK OUT A TRAIN!!
Guy 2: No that's Just With All My Heart's lead vocalist jumping off the stage again
by Steve Wonderwoman Stevenson December 13, 2010
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Harden My Heart

Cryin' on the corner, waitin' in the rain
I swear I'll never, ever wait again
You gave me your word but words for you are lies

Darlin' in my wildest dreams, I never thought I'd go
But it's time to let you know, oh

I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
I'm gonna turn and leave you here

All of my life I've been waitin' in the rain
I've been waiting for a feeling that never, ever came
It feels so close, but always disappears
Darlin', in your wildest dreams, you never had a clue
But it's time you got the news

I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
I'm gonna turn and leave you here

I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
Harden my heart, harden my heart
swallow my tears
I'm gonna harden my heart
by Evilous Dark Power November 23, 2020
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the owner of my heart

i love matty healy periodt. HES THE OWNER OF MY HEART
by anonymous May 11, 2020
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Seongwha.in_my.heart

They're Fandom name is 'Winderchickens' and he like it, when people comment her videos. Doll is famous.
Seongwha.in_my.heart is very cool.
by Kim Jiwoo December 30, 2020
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