The motherfuckin' murth-dog, murth-daddy, murth-king. If you are blessed by a Murtha's presence, you better bow down mu(r)thafuckers. He will rule the party, he will bring the beer, he will bring the bitches. He is a one of a kind and your tits will turn to gold if he winks at you. Respect the Murth, because there is no turning back once you are on his bad side. Invite big-dickin Murth to all your parties for a guaranteed good time. Grab him a beer and watch the world unravel.
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Full name Murtagh Morzansson, this legendary but tragically fictional guy is by far the awesomest, hottest, most epical not to mention TOTALLY BADASS character in the Inheritance Cycle, END OF. Played by the equally awesome, hot and epical Garrett Hellund in the film. He carries a hand and a half sword, and wears black leather, is a crack shot with a bow and arrow, and is slightly twisted and evil, ie. FREAKING HOT. What's not to love?!
Son of Morzan, Galbatorix's previous evil *probably hot* hench minion, who is killed by Brom. Also the best friend/arch enemy of the not-anywhere-freaking-near-as-hot-or-awesome Eragon. He is forced by Galbatorix to become his evil hench minion *boooo and also not boo cos it's HOT* and rides a big ass red dragon called Thorn. This, while in NO WAY detracting from his hotness or awesomeness, means he is away being evil with Galbatorix and therefore tragically MISSING from most of Eldest *boooo* and far more of Brisingr *booo* than is good for the health of his devoted fangirls, who totally adore him. Because he is AWESOME. And hot. VERY HOT.
Son of Morzan, Galbatorix's previous evil *probably hot* hench minion, who is killed by Brom. Also the best friend/arch enemy of the not-anywhere-freaking-near-as-hot-or-awesome Eragon. He is forced by Galbatorix to become his evil hench minion *boooo and also not boo cos it's HOT* and rides a big ass red dragon called Thorn. This, while in NO WAY detracting from his hotness or awesomeness, means he is away being evil with Galbatorix and therefore tragically MISSING from most of Eldest *boooo* and far more of Brisingr *booo* than is good for the health of his devoted fangirls, who totally adore him. Because he is AWESOME. And hot. VERY HOT.
Me: I'm in love with a fictional character...
Fangirl No 2: What, apart from Draco Malfoy?
Me: Yes...Murtagh! He's just SO DAMN HOT
Fangirl No 2: IKR
Both Fangirls: *squeals of happiness*
Fangirl No 2: What, apart from Draco Malfoy?
Me: Yes...Murtagh! He's just SO DAMN HOT
Fangirl No 2: IKR
Both Fangirls: *squeals of happiness*
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Good looken black person and to clean
And is very quiet
Good looken black person and to clean
And is very quiet
Girl-I love how you ate my codercat last night
Girl-my codercat Sore from u daddy
Girl-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I cant take it
Girl- Murtavion I had a good night
Girl-my codercat Sore from u daddy
Girl-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I cant take it
Girl- Murtavion I had a good night
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