murphied

Term relating to an individual, though mostly woman, who carelessly end relationships and marriages, takes as much loot as they (she) can get, moves out, returning to live in her parent's home. Term can only be applied to individuals who have demonstrated such behaviour at least twice. (2 divorces,etc.) Terms also lends the air of the individual appearing to be saveable, when in fact, they are childish, materalistic victim and now "damaged goods".

Dude, she's back at her mom's. He totally got murphied by that bitch.

by PseudoPilot May 13, 2005

murphey!

lol, murphey means like idiot!
said like: arrr your a right murppppheeeeey you are hehe!

look at him acting like a stud again, hes showing himself up! the girls are going red from embarassment just through being embraced by him lol, hes a propa murppppheeeey!

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

Murphied

to hook up with an ugly girl at a party and then when your friends ask you say that you didnt or dont remeber hooking up with her. You may also claim that you were too drunk when you actually didnt drink

Rob: didnt you hook up with that girl at the party last night?
James: No man that chick is mad ugly she was all over me but we didnt hook up.
Brian: wait but i heard you did?
James: No man if i did it was cuz i was hammered and i dont remember.
Rob:Dude you totally just Murphied us.

by Kelly Biglin November 27, 2010

bleeding gums murphey

Someone whos gums are over exposed constantly but alot worse when smiling or having a laugh

"jesus christ look at that bleeding gums murphey muppet!"

by murphey gums April 4, 2009

murphey lee

a hot sexy young thundercar who i would roll wit

by B06 November 3, 2003

murphedelic

Adj.) A word used to describe something that twists the senses and confuses the brain; describes a site that is beyond trippy.

Dude, that rainbow, shape shifting unicorn that sings Pink Floyd all day is murphedelic.

by penguinface March 2, 2014

murphied

verb i.e. to be murphied, when someone sells you out to make you look bad in front of the opposite sex, thereby gaining an advantage for himself. Name after the tactics inventor, believed to be an irishman, from the cork area.

Person A: I was totally going to score with that hot girl until my friend came over and told her I already had a girlfriend.

Person B: He really Murphied you

by withheld, for safety reasons December 14, 2008