munch

1. to eat snack foods
2. to fall hard when skateboarding

1. munchin' on the grubbage
2. Jake munched it hard and broke a tooth

by hephe March 29, 2005

Munch

A scrub or a pussy, some kid who's shit at everything

That kid missed a shot, he's a munch

by Carsonisafag November 15, 2016

Munch

To eat quickly. If you have a short amount of time, you have to munch. It is something you often see the Lunch Crew doing.

(Just received your food) Wow bro! We got like ten minutes until class starts... We gotta munch!

by Groves Warriors September 1, 2009

Munch

A group of three or more lesbians. A "munch" is to lesbians as a herd is to cattle, a gaggle is to geese, or a school is to fish for example.

I had the brainstorm of getting my elderly grandfather a new flannel shirt for Christmas and as I burst through the flannel shirt store door it was standing room only because a "munch" of lesbians were also doing their Christmas shopping.

by Wheredidja Gotohighschool June 25, 2008

Munch

The act of creating a verbal faux pas.

When words are mispronounced or substituted for similar sounding words by accident; similar to malapropisms.

Originates from PC World, Croydon, England, 2011.

Salesman: So sir, which kind of phone contract are you looking for?
James: Something cheap as I have a really good deal right now.
Salesman: Oh really, what deal are you on?
James: Well, at the minute I pay five pounds a munch.
*Salesman and other customers snigger and chortle*
...
James: A month! Five pounds a month!

by EmmaIsDefinitelyAwesome June 20, 2011

Munch

A dude who front for his friends but act different behind closed doors

“that munch ass nigga know what really go on “

by imadethis September 5, 2022

Munch

That one kid who always breaks his diet.

Me: Ayy bro, Munch ate an entire pizza.
Friend: That Munch always breaks his diet.
Munch: $+#&=(*&(5$*$#4*$#&!!!!!!!

by Navi22 October 25, 2019