What you get called in the torchys parking lot by some drunk old trailer trash lady trying to pull out of her parking spot while you're so-called "in the way"
by Wakebitchez October 6, 2016
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What's up with all the bathroom breaks?
I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!
I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!
by Shuaman June 9, 2021
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(Noun) (m-uh-fee-sAa-Tch-Lle) a small, padded pocket that holds your pipe, your weed and your lighter // can also hold your other fragile items that you may need on the go.
by ZiggityZell September 10, 2022
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“That Muffy Fugginton better quit staring at me.” OR: “He is such a Muffy Fugginton and thinks he’s the smartest person alive.”
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To make a great camel toe, a girl needs a real puffy muffy.
To make a great camel toe, a girl needs a real puffy muffy.
by PapaGMP August 21, 2008
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An optional, yet not essential, follow-up is to conceal a stack of Monopoly money in your pants and to heave it upon the female post-ejaculation with the intention of having the bills stick to her body (the ejaculate should serve as a viable adhesive).
An optional, yet not essential, follow-up is to conceal a stack of Monopoly money in your pants and to heave it upon the female post-ejaculation with the intention of having the bills stick to her body (the ejaculate should serve as a viable adhesive).
Yo homey, you rememba that country club having ass bitch from da club last night? Yee, she thought I had mad scrilla. But den i busted her up wit a nut and a handful a rainbow bills. Bitch got a Slutty Muffy.
by MaxMatty July 8, 2011
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the uffy wraps her legs around your ears in sheer
dee-lite! 'cause groove is in the heart! the uffy will reply with satisfaction by saying, "tanks you gay!"
the uffy wraps her legs around your ears in sheer
dee-lite! 'cause groove is in the heart! the uffy will reply with satisfaction by saying, "tanks you gay!"
buffy- "hey muffy, did you see your neighbor L/nite?"
muffy- "yes, it was golf nite so i gave him ear muffy's."
fluffy- "dang, you're flexible."
muffy- "yes, it was golf nite so i gave him ear muffy's."
fluffy- "dang, you're flexible."
by robyn cason January 24, 2008
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