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muffy bitch

What you get called in the torchys parking lot by some drunk old trailer trash lady trying to pull out of her parking spot while you're so-called "in the way"
by Wakebitchez October 6, 2016
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Muffy the tampon slayer

A girl with a heavy flow on.
What's up with all the bathroom breaks?

I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!
by Shuaman June 9, 2021
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muffy satchel

(Noun) (m-uh-fee-sAa-Tch-Lle) a small, padded pocket that holds your pipe, your weed and your lighter // can also hold your other fragile items that you may need on the go.
Did you bring the muffy satchel?”

“I got a new muffy satchel.”
Will it fit in the muffy satchel?”
by ZiggityZell September 10, 2022
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Muffy Fugginton

Muffy Fugginton is a polite and classy way to say, “motherfucker.” Muffy Fugginton is a cuss word without the cussing. It is a high end, ritzy term of profanity without the profanity. May also refer to a conceited person.
“That Muffy Fugginton better quit staring at me.” OR: “He is such a Muffy Fugginton and thinks he’s the smartest person alive.”
by Geebz Uh Geebz Uh Geebz October 22, 2025
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puffy muffy

A pussy with real nice puffy cheeks and or lips.
Oh my god, that stripper has the sexiest puffy muffy I've ever seen!

To make a great camel toe, a girl needs a real puffy muffy.
by PapaGMP August 21, 2008
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Slutty Muffy

The act of coaxing a rich, stuck-up chick to sleep with you by misrepresenting your own personal wealth and only revealing your true affluence as you ejaculate onto her face or bosom.

An optional, yet not essential, follow-up is to conceal a stack of Monopoly money in your pants and to heave it upon the female post-ejaculation with the intention of having the bills stick to her body (the ejaculate should serve as a viable adhesive).
Yo homey, you rememba that country club having ass bitch from da club last night? Yee, she thought I had mad scrilla. But den i busted her up wit a nut and a handful a rainbow bills. Bitch got a Slutty Muffy.
by MaxMatty July 8, 2011
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ear muffy's

when you are in the throws of passion with an uffy.
the uffy wraps her legs around your ears in sheer
dee-lite! 'cause groove is in the heart! the uffy will reply with satisfaction by saying, "tanks you gay!"
buffy- "hey muffy, did you see your neighbor L/nite?"
muffy- "yes, it was golf nite so i gave him ear muffy's."
fluffy- "dang, you're flexible."
by robyn cason January 24, 2008
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