ass muddle

The act/performance of anal penetration by using ones feet for pleasure or for money. Similar to wine makers smashing grapes with their feet.

Erin: oh fuck my ass with your feet.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?

Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.

by skuldss May 31, 2011

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Muddled cucumber

Results when you take a large penis in your mouth and it ends up smushed

Muddled cucumbers make for bad date nights

by LilT666 February 11, 2022

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Cunt muddle

Cunt who is always muddling in other people's business

That Cunt Muddle needs to worry about her own damn kids instead of kine.

by Cunt muddler June 2, 2021

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Muddle

*Male version of a puddle slut.
*Male that does sexual favors for meth.
usually found on da block in pine county.

"Did you hear Keith is poonjin people for meth?"
Yeah he's one of da block muddles!

Guy: Duke is making his rounds today!

Buddy: Fucker is the definition of a true muddle!

Female: Too bad Duke has to be a muddle he's sexy!!

Friend: yeah all the Roseland boys are sexy in there own way check out Levi!

by deejaydizzle August 22, 2019

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